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@angelicdame
It's Munday! Go on ask questions about the Mun and the Muse will answer.
They will give their opinion and judge and just tell you how it is to be in Mun’s head all the time. Any question. Mun can’t do anything.
Send in “kabedon” to pin my muse against the wall.
Dad Pun Sentence Starters
Send one to my Muse, or alternatively send 👍and my Muse will say one to you!
“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.” “Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.” “A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ‘Sorry we don’t serve food here.’” “Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!” “How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!” “Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.” “I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.” “How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.” “Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.” “'Wow, you’re a fart smella…I mean smart fella!” “I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!” “What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1” “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.” “What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.” “How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.” “Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.” “I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.” “Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.” “How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.” “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.” “Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.” “Don’t call me later, call me Dad.” “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant” “Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.” “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.” “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.” “What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.” “I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.” “The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.” “This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.” “5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.” “Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?”“ "What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.” “What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.” “I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.” “To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide but you can’t run.” “The rotation of earth really makes my day.” “I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.” “What’s brown and sticky? A stick.” “I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!” “Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.” “Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.” “A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.” “I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.” “Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.” “I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.” “People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar.”
⁉ "Give yar huckleberry 'ere a smooch, will ya angel-face?"
Send “⁉” + a command, and my muse has no choice but to do it!!
She rolls her eyes and kisses him on the lips, afterwards she… HEADBUTTS HIM.
“DISGUSTING!”
chips-bettigan:
angelicdame:
“…Wow. Hmmm…” She grabbed him by the collar and did actually kiss him again, “There you go.”
Pulling away after the kiss, Chips narrowed his eyes, now glaring at the angel. Oh boy, what kind of evil shit is he going to say now…?
“Ummmmm, hello? Ya were s'pposed ta heatbutt meh den proceed ta stomp on me a few times when Ah’m still reelin’ back from da pain to mah head! HEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOO! Ya ev'n listenin’ to me or h'wat?!”
Then she headbutted him again, this time HARD.
⁉ "Give yar huckleberry 'ere a smooch, will ya angel-face?"
Send “⁉” + a command, and my muse has no choice but to do it!!
She rolls her eyes and kisses him on the lips, afterwards she… HEADBUTTS HIM.
“DISGUSTING!”
chips-bettigan:
angelicdame:
“Are you a goddamn masochist?!” The angel steps back, wings flapping, “Wow!”
“The kiss!”
“Ah want da kiss, not da headbuttin’ thang!”
“…‘Kay, Ah lied, do da whole headbutting thing again after dat, ma'am.”
“...Wow. Hmmm...” She grabbed him by the collar and did actually kiss him again, “There you go.”
⁉ "Give yar huckleberry 'ere a smooch, will ya angel-face?"
Send “⁉” + a command, and my muse has no choice but to do it!!
She rolls her eyes and kisses him on the lips, afterwards she… HEADBUTTS HIM.
“DISGUSTING!”
Now sitting on the ground with his stack of blue chips slightly disorganized, the cowboy wasn’t actually bothered that much by the sudden blow that he took from her.
Wait… Disgusting?! That was the part that bothered him the most.
“Ah-AHEM!” Covering his big, loud mouth, he gave out quite an exaggerated obviously fake cough. “WEEEELLLLLLLLL ‘SCUSSSSEEEEE MEH, PUH-RINCESS! Dat’ll probably b’ da most memorable kiss of yer 'hole dang life! Ah reckon!”
“…Wanna do it again? I wanna do it again. Do YOU wanna do it again?”
“Are you a goddamn masochist?!” The angel steps back, wings flapping, “Wow!”
⁉ "Give yar huckleberry 'ere a smooch, will ya angel-face?"
Send “⁉” + a command, and my muse has no choice but to do it!!
She rolls her eyes and kisses him on the lips, afterwards she... HEADBUTTS HIM.
“DISGUSTING!”
Send “⁉” + a command, and my muse has no choice but to do it!!
Send me “Dare!” and I’ll generate a dare for my muse to do.
Dares are 1-30!
Mix of sfw and nsfw.
(Truth here)
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🏊 - swimming
“I would say i’m quite an expert at it, but i don’t swim often.”
* MOULIN ROUGE SENTENCE STARTERS !
CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / AS YOU SEE FIT !
❝ Silly of me, to think y-you could fall in love with someone like me. ❞
❝ Can’t fall in love? But a life without love, that-that-that’s terrible! ❞
❝ Come what may… come what may. I will love you, until my dying day! ❞
❝ It’s a little bit funny this feeling inside. ❞
❝ The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. ❞
❝ I’m not one of those who can easily hide… ❞
❝ You’re free to leave me, but just don’t deceive me. ❞
❝ Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love. ❞
❝ I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. ❞
❝ I’m paid to make men believe what they want to believe. ❞
❝ You’re going to be bad for business, I can tell. ❞
❝ The difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose. ❞
❝ If I should die… this very moment.. I wouldn’t fear. ❞
❝ Outside it may be raining, but in here it’s entertaining! ❞
❝ You can hardly blame me for trying to hide, uh, Christian away. ❞
❝ We’re creatures of the underworld. We can’t afford to love. ❞
❝ And in the end should someone die? ❞
❝ It’s not that I’m a jealous man, I just don’t like other people touching my things! ❞
❝ The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return. ❞
❝ Stand your ground for freedom, beauty, truth & love. ❞
❝ All right! No problems! Go back to work! ❞
❝ The hills are incarnate with symphonic melodies! ❞
❝ Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. ❞
❝ She suddenly had a terrible desire…to go to a priest and…confess her sins. ❞
❝ It’s nothing. It’s just an infatuation… it’s nothing. ❞
❝ Things aren’t always the way they seem. ❞
❝ Love is a many-splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong! ❞
❝ Don't…leave me this way. I can’t survive, without your sweet love, oh baby… ❞
❝ I was made for loving you, baby, you were made for loving me. ❞
❝ Just one night, give me just one night. ❞
❝ In the name of love, one night in the name of love. ❞
❝ Love makes us act like we are fools. ❞
❝ We could be heroes … Just for one day. ❞
❝ We should be lovers, and that’s a fact. ❞
❝ You’d think that people would have had enough of silly love songs. ❞
❝ Well, what’s wrong with that? ❞
❝ Just because I … will always love you. ❞
❝ Love is just a game. ❞
❝ Please don’t start that again. ❞
❝ The only way of loving me, baby, is to pay a lovely fee.. ❞
❝ The greatest thing, you’ll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved … in return. ❞
❝ I know what love is, only because I long for it with every fiber of my being. ❞
❝ It will be rehearsed in the morning, ready for the opening tomorrow night… ❞
❝ I don’t like this ending… ❞
❝ All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me! ❞
❝ But there was only one problem…..I’ve never been in love! ❞
❝ The most beautiful of all these was the woman I loved. ❞
❝ We could be heroes, forever and ever! … We could be heroes, forever and ever! ❞
The Last of Us {Sentence Starters}
“Pffft, that’s stupid.“
“Man, you hit hard.“
“Okay, don’t be a dick.“
“I’m just fucking with you!“
“That was too damn close.”
“Oh my God, you’re a genius.“
“Holy shit. We actually made it.“
“You listen to me, you little shit…“
“Yeah, well, I was trying to kill you.“
“I shot the hell out of that guy, huh?“
“How is it that you’re never scared?“
“And we are going our separate ways.“
“You have no idea what I’m capable of.“
“You’re lucky you’re still drawing breath!“
“It’s good to know they’re scared of you.“
“It’s called luck… and it is gonna run out.“
“What do you know about me? About us?”
“I’m just saying, I’m glad you’re on my side.“
“Do you even understand what that means?“
“Just take it easy. Drugs are still wearing off.“
“That was plan A, B, all the way to fucking Z!“
“I’m just fucking tired, I can’t do this anymore.”
“Yeah, well, just try not to let your guard down.“
“I’m sure your ‘friend’ will be missing this tonight.”
“Why didn’t you just hang back like I told you to?“
“Still trying to save the world… Good luck with that.“
“Light on the reading, but it has some good photos.“
“Once we’re done, we’ll go wherever you want. Okay?“
“Hold your horses, I wanna see what the fuss is about.“
“Once upon a time, I had somebody that I cared about.”
“Ssh, ssh! It’s okay! It’s me, it’s me! Look, look… it’s me.“
“To the edge of the universe and back, endure and survive.“
“Swear to me. Swear to me that everything you said is true.”
“Now, I know that’s not what you want to hear right now, but…”
“I’m getting you outta here, girl. I got you… I got you. Come on.“
“You know, as bad as those things are, at least they’re predictable.”
“Guess what, we’re shitty people. It’s been that way for a long time.”
“You’re right… You’re not my daughter, and I sure as hell ain’t your dad.“
“And in this world, that sort of shit’s good for one thing: getting you killed.”
“It doesn’t matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.”
“Okay, first of all, we’re a team now, okay? We’re gonna help each other out.“
“Whoa! How the…? How the hell would you even walk around with that thing?“
“I dedicated my life to this cause, now I won’t get to see whether we make it or not.“
“I can’t imagine losing someone you love like that. Losing everything that you know.”
“Everyone I have cared for has either died or left me. Everyone… fucking except for you!”
“I’ve struggled a long time with surviving, but no matter what you have to find something to fight for.”
“So, don’t tell me I would be safer with somebody else, because the truth is I would just be more scared.”
“How about ‘Hey, I know it wasn’t easy, but it was either him or me, thanks for saving my ass’. You got anything like that for me?”
Ask muse how good they are at..
💋 - kissing 👼 - babysitting 🍛 - cooking 💃 - dancing 🎭 - acting/performing arts 🍻 - tolerating alcohol 😠 - managing with their temper 📝- planning and following their plan 🎤- singing 🙊 - keeping secrets 🌷- taking care of plants/pets 😈 - manipulating with others 🏊 - swimming 😂 - telling jokes 📰 - keeping track of world news 📚 - worlds history knowledge ⌚- keeping track of time 💪 - staying fit 😏 - lying 🚗 - driving a car 👗 - dressing with style 🔮 - magic 🔪 - melee weapons 🔫 - ranged weapons 💞 - expressing their feelings 😓 - acknowledging mistakes 🎺 - playing an instrument 🎁 - making gifts ✊ - keeping promises
* question starters
‘ how could you? ’
‘ where were you? ’
‘ what are you running from? ’
‘ what’s wrong? ’
‘ do you want a blanket? ’
‘ did you throw a rock through my fucking window? ’
‘ are you even listening? ’
‘ oh, is that the story? ’
‘ are you drunk? ’
‘ are you lost? ’
‘ are you trying to hug me? ’
‘ what are you staring at? ’
‘ is this your idea of a sick joke? ’
‘ do you still care about me? ’
‘ forget something? ’
‘ leaving so soon? ’
‘ will you cut it out? ’
‘ who did this? ’
‘ does it look like i’m laughing? ’
‘ were you singing? ’
‘ is that a bruise? ’
‘ is that blood? ’
‘ are you trying to get us killed? ’
‘ was that an apology? ’
‘ did you hang up on me just now? ’
‘ can we leave? ’
‘ well, did you? ’
‘ you started those rumors? ’
‘ are you in trouble? ’
Send (=゚ω゚)ノ for my character to react to yours putting a collar on their neck
Send 👀 to walk in on my muse in their underwear