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a , 30+ f, smut rp blog

[1liv]

‘sexy and i know it’ by lmfao is playing in the background

[draumas]

[femaledaily]

MADELYN CLINE for Harper’s Bazaar Vietnam, photographed by Sarah Krick (2021)

[thcfinalgirl]

Alex Fitzalan & Madelyn Cline Manip

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[angeliclvst]

in the mood to write some smutty rf threads/texts on discord. fxf or mxf pairings. looking for all sorts of plots, like or message me if interested !!

[thirst-for-boys]

[remembertheseplots]

i sent you a nsfw picture by accident and holy shit did you just send one back ??

[sharpcbjects]

[darlcng]

a  plot  where  muse  a  receives  the  wedding  invitation  for  muse  b’s  wedding  ,  but  finds  out  that  in  the  back  of  the  invitation  there  is  a  handwritten  note  saying  ‘  i’m  getting  married  to  someone  else  ,  but  you’re  the  true  love  of  my  life  ’  .  i  live  for  this  type  of  angst  .

[kvrtcobains]

plot idea?? you’re one of my ballet students’ fathers that i sometimes get distracted by in the middle of teaching class, and tonight you found out about my second job where you’re paying for a vip room at the strip club. 

[satvrnsilk]

pray tell, who is going to give me the vanilla asf (LEGAL!!!) age gap plot of my dreams.... ft an emotionally repressed older muse a who fucked off to this tiny town in the mountains YEARS ago for whatever reason and they’re just trying to live a semi-functioning life in relative peace until muse b waltzes into town.... maybe to escape their past.... for a fresh start... who is to say..... and muse a is so enraptured by them bc muse b is just this wonderful breath of fresh air n muse a hasn’t had that in years n they click so painfully well.... two ppl learning to heal and become each other’s light... but ALSO the drama of “i’m too old for you” and “i don’t think i can be what you need” and “you can’t keep shutting me out” like please i am beyond desperate. i Can and Will give you my left kidney for this

[camila-morrones]

CAMILA MORRONE & SUKI WATERHOUSE Play Most Likely To and Talk Daisy Jones & the Six with Cosmopolitan UK

[fieldsofviridian]

sooo, plot idea for an f/f storyline. it’s a little taboo so if you’re not into that, keep scrolling: setting is anywhere but they live in different countries. muse a met muse b online and the two hit it off right away, became super close, bffs in less than a month. muse a is married, literally has a whole husband, but she finds herself flirting online with muse b and eventually begins to fall for her all while harbouring this deep guilt and shame cause holy matrimony, muse b doesn’t hide the fact that she’s super into muse a and loves flirting and to make muse a all ~flustered~. she wants muse a to leave her husband for her and travel to said country but muse a is like ‘i can’t just get up and leave, i have a whole life here’ skdjfhf and she stops talking to muse b. years later, muse a and her husband are travelling and happen to visit muse b’s country and town they happen to live in and they run into each other and the chemistry is electric and like nothing else either of them have experienced. will muse a leave her husband for muse b? will she have an affair? will muse a run from muse b again? this can also work for a m/f storyline, i just originally envisioned it being f/f.

[angeliclvst]

smutty rf threads/text threads on discord ? m/f or f/f, though i'm in more of a mood to use one of my f's. high interest in cam girl/escort plots, like or message me !

[kruffles]

an enthusiastic virgin and an experienced, possessive male plot. give me muse a thigh riding muse b because she isn’t ready to fuck him yet. a lot of ’you’re doing so good, kitten’ and ’just like that baby.’ the slow burn surrounding muse a’s first time. muse b taking care of her the morning after, tracing her hickeys in front of the mirror while they’re both still nude. let me be muse a, i’ll love you forever!

[angeliclvst]

watching the grammy's reminded me that i really need to write against a bad bunny ! i would die for any of these plots !