”there you are! i was looaikng eveyrwhere ofor youi!”
”now givhe your daddy a kiss.”
Mmmmaybe later. Right now, I think you’ve had enough.
but whhyyyy
you’re just liske your mother
And thus we learn the truth of how you were able to survive new years for so long.
Come on dad, go lay down. You are in for a *killer* hangover.









