My beautiful life

60 just riding this roller coaster around the sun...

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Tired of getting fucked to death by a crazy alien robot

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my boyfriend Lung who just died from chicken and raisin diet accident

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I knew 9/11 would happen before it happened and I went into the towers and saved many many people who all owe their lives to me to this day 🌸

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Charlie Kirk will be reincarnated as an asian water beetle

[caliphsmegmafactory]

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The 1st band to hold concerts in all the old growth forests of the world

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The Meatgrinder was the best place in Potsdam it was a strip club w an open barbecue pit in the middle it got shut down after a bunch of the other dancers fell/andor jumped in idk which i was on shift at the time bt not really paying attention 🥴

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When I was working at the Meat Grinder in potsdam 1989 my gimmick was pretending to be lost and asking the guys in a scared voice if they could take me home. My other gimmick was "Mrs Claus secret"

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White girl wasted on 1 grapefruit whiteclaw at the toxic avenger with my brotheroommate

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I had a carpet square as a pet when I was 21

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teaching my female Binturong to ride on a motorcycle so we can bond + share hobbies like mother & daughter.

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My nephew

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To meet celebrities i recommend using the glass of water method where you go up to their security & say hi I have to give them a glass of water

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Im like Randy rhoads in that I just saved the lives of 30 people and they will never realize

[diaryofamadmixedwoman]

“If they are not an advanced race from the future, are we dealing instead with a parallel universe, another dimension where there are other human races living, and where we may go at our expense, never to return to the present? From that mysterious universe, are higher beings projecting objects that can materialize and dematerialize at will? Are UFOS “windows” rather than “objects”?”

—

Jacques Vallee

(via weveneverbeenalone)

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Fun facts about me:

I have level 1 autism support.

I love Kingdom of Heaven, but my favorites movies are Rise of the Guardians and The Breakfest Club

I'm Catholic.

I pray for Baldwin IV to be canonized and I truly believe he's a saint.

But regarding canonized saints, my favorites are: Joan of Arc, Olga of Kiev, and Louis IX.

I'm writing an AU set in the present day where Baldwin IV, Joan of Arc, Louis IX, and Olga of Kiev are students at a high school.

[grox]

Trump died last night and he'll be revealed dead some time the day after tommorrow

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I can see it and believe it bc really politics is hard and takes a toll on your mind and body, I wasn't cut out for it. running for mayor in Potsdam & doing good but I was just too aggravated by all the attention.. people wanted so much and wouldn't give me just a 4 minute break with the dumb questions and concerns during interviews like I was throwing champagne glasses on people & geting parties cancelled early and going home to have sex dressed as a salem witch being tortured