i'd be a really good mid level hypnotic harem member i think

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i'd be a really good mid level hypnotic harem member i think
Hc: Gingi cannot paizuri
ive talked about this with friends, they for sure can it just feels like putting your dick in a carwash
like so
imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit
You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh
most tumblr pregnancy fetishists are this bc of an interest in big round bellies or whatever which is fine i get it but it does make my life harder bc that’s not what i’m here for
They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
hate it when you see something in media that has great kink potential so you skedoodle post-haste to ao3 only to discover there's none fic left beef and then you have to sit there going oh I see I'M the pervert weirdo I'M the problem with society and everyone else in the world is going to heaven with a hundred innocence dollars preloaded onto their ole fashioned wholesome funtimes themepark fast pass card like fuckin oath man
i’m making my sad poor little meow meow caroline get really sick and throw up on the floor or something
I'm not good at writing porn but I'm decent at making tender moments awkward so idea: Peter and Caroline try the whole long chastity cage thing (like, you have it on for more than just a brief scene) and Caro somehow manages to lose the key. Peter's like "haha very funny very hot but unlock it now please" but she's so fucking serious (it was in her other pants' pocket the whole time but she has like, 5 that look the same)
this is scarily accurate to something i'd send on discord when i'm having my nightly blorbo-bleebus thoughts before bed; WHICH IS TO SAY, FOR SUREEEEEEE. YOU UNDERSTAND
block evading on ao3 is such an insane thing to do i can’t really even be mad about it bc huh
i am the most famous person on the internet
block evading on ao3 is such an insane thing to do i can’t really even be mad about it bc huh
Grabbing an elf by the ears like handlebars and riding them but not like in a sexual way i just crash into a wall killing us both
going through my images folder . everything is awesome all the time
you do not SWEEP the dishes
i make jokes about having an “abortion fetish” but thats not entirely correct. I have a lame pregnancy/breeding/whatever kink its just that the abortion is necessary aftercare. we cannot be keeping these things
you have to pet and be nice to me . im going to drink milk from a little saucer on the floor now okays?