slow on the draw

Biological son of The Metatron. Raised in the old west (Lockhart TX) by @amagnificentobsession . Brother of @kleenexwoman .Flaming Time Traveler. Employed by @lady-lord-cornbury as court painter. In a relationship with @anthonis-van-dyck and @docdust. Forever living in fear of the Morningstar family.

[angelo-chuck-wagon]

Paintings by court painter A. Chuck Wagon

All paintings commissioned by my ladylord and patron and her betrothed, Sir William.

@lady-lord-cornbury @william-the-ladyfinger

Student and partner of @anthonis-van-dyck

[angelo-chuck-wagon]

Outta time again!

[angelo-rib-shack]

@the-metatron Happy Father's Day! You taught me what it means to be a dad!

I hope you're having a relaxing day too!

[the-metatron]

Thank you, son. You taught me what it means to be a father.

[angelo-rib-shack]

Somebody had to do it since your other sons didn't! *hug*

[the-metatron]

What other sons?

[methuselah-son-of-enoch]

*sighs*

You forgot about me again, father...

[the-metatron]

Apologies. Who are you?

[methuselah-son-of-enoch]

Methuselah! Your firstbor--you know what? Nevermind. I give up.

[the-metatron]

Well it was nice to meet you, kind stranger. Stop by @pret-a-metatron any time, my son @angelo-rib-shack will make you a delicious oatmilk latte with almond syrup.

[angelo-chuck-wagon]

Pa... tell me ya ain't fergit about me...

[lukaskyle-moved]

ORVILLE PECK & FRANÇOIS ARNAUD "How Far Will We Take It?" (2024)

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Orville Peck for Paper Magazine, June 2024

[power-bop]

First in a series of portraits of queer artists, starting with Orville Peck!

[teriyakighoulart]

7 hours straight. I had to draw my favorite cowboy.

[orville-peck]

"There was a Cabaret, and there was a Master of Ceremonies."

[unstablecryptid]

[wuntrum]

a bespoke artisanal recreational orville

[kimiant0nelli]

[broadwaymeows]

Living my gay cowboy fantasy for Beyoncé at Cowboy Carter 🤠

[want2fucku-blog]

[pirin-tablet-remedy]

[gazehaven]

[horny-druid]

slutty farmboi

[waterfall33-deactivated20251226]

Boner

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[docdust]

@angelo-chuck-wagon I’d like to show you the most recent attraction in our @snakeoil-pharmstore ….

[angelo-chuck-wagon]

Gives me flashbacks of ol’ times!