struggling [redacted]

26. not sure what's going on eng: they/them, fr: il.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

they call it campanology because i'm. camp

[campanillogical]

The first rule of The Society of Royal Cumberland Youths is 'Have Fun ;)'

[campanillogical]

Look I even checked

[deirdreskye]

It's very interesting to me that a gigantic minotaur is fucking me vigorously. I'm observing the situation as it plays out from a detached academic perspective.

[spicymancer]

[molabuddy]

when u plug a phone into a computer the comupter always charges the phone even if she has less charge than the phone bc the computer thinks that due to her size she always needs to provide for those smaller than her even when it hurts her more than it helps others. btw

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Waking up from your decade long enchanted sleep to learn that, not only is sharing your True Name with the fae okay now, but there's actually a rule against using a false name when entering the faerie market.

Your friends admit that this causes some problems— it's way easier to fall victim to a false deal, or get stolen away now— but everyone goes to the fae market to buy their goods so what are you gonna do? Not see your friends? Go out of your way to buy more expensive stuff from the human market? Yeah right.

Also yes they still perform their light-footed fluttering dances under the silvery light of the full moon, but in order to get in you have to first watch the dancers perform two short plays about why you should shop at certain local businesses. Also if you want to talk about the performance afterwards then you need to trade them your True Name, your home address, your date of birth and your personal interests.

You do this so that the fae can this information on a scroll and give it to local business owners.

Another part of the deal they broke is that nobody may talk negatively about those businesses within the market walls. In fact, your friends say, the enchantment is so effective that it's very difficult to talk negatively about anything at all.

“I know it sounds un-good,” your friend admits. “But there are loopholes.”

“In retrospect,” another friend says, “I wish the town had voted un-yes to teaching the fae about money.”

“On the plus side,” the first friend says, “I hear the market is investing in one of those enchanted statues that responds to questions with deliberately ambiguous riddles, so long as you trade it your memories of secondary school.”

“Oh, cool. Is that why they're burning down the library?”

You wonder if it's too late to go back to sleep.

[residentshitcunt]

Fascinated by the apparently quite decent buffet offered at the Temelín Nuclear Power Station. Is it open to the public? Can I have lunch in the shadow of the cooling towers? Need someone Czech to confirm.

[shelfthe-reader]

QUESTION BECAUSE ITS RELEVANT TO ME

Edit: sorry for those with hyphenated names I forgot y’all 😔

Have you ever seen your LAST NAME in a piece of media

Yes, COMMON last name

No, COMMON last name

Yes, UNCOMMON last name

No, UNCOMMON last name

Yes, UNSURE OF POPULARITY

No, UNSURE OF POPULARITY

I only go by one name/vanilla extract

Voting ended onDec 18, 2025

[blignick]

[aevios]

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

[aevios]

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

[oakenroots]

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this

[aniseandspearmint]

yeah yeah the paperclip montage, we've all seen it

[residentshitcunt]

I truly think that every single person who goes "I'd rather fly than take a train" has A) never been on a train in their entire life, and B) not been on a plane for over a decade. Because the Plane, the Wondrous Aircraft, is such a fundamentally uncomfortable experience for everyone involved that simply by being Not A Plane, the train is superior. It doesn't have to be so, as the business section of a Virgin flight will show, but the cattle class, 3/3 seating configuration with no legroom for anyone over 5'6" is one of the most physically intolerable spaces humanity has ever come up with.

[myjetpack]

Two cartoons about autumn.

[operationslipperypuppet]

the noise boys’ allergy to how many people are supposed to respond to a prompt will never not be fucking wonderful

[griefhole]

[snommelp]

[gaanata9]

[californiagoddess]

[catgirlexecution]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she can barely get the door open before her 4 balloon dogs are squeaking in a pile in the foyer

[dazeylily]

she turns the knob on the stove and a few soft honks are heard before the burner ignites

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she tries the wrong burner and it's a joy buzzer

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she finally finishes making a pie for dinner, sets herself a place, sits down at the table, says clown grace, pours a glass of wine, takes a sip, arranges her napkin, & smashes the pie into her own face

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

me making this post: this is how i feel sometimes

you people in the notes: i need the clown sexually

[depsidase]

[charmspoint]

peer reviewed tags from @megacarapa