Bitter about the fact that Jill Valentine isn’t real and I can’t bite down on her biceps
Oh my godddd, you’re sooo reaaal, because wdym I will never get to smell the essence of this woman, also never touch the strands of her hair, or feel the texture of her skin, OR THE WAY SHE SAYS MY NAME AAGGHHHHHHHH.
Damn, I wish she was reaall…













