17 Things I Weirdly Love
1. When people pronounce the ‘i’ in cabinet, not just cabxnet (I do the latter)
2. When people look disgruntled for no apparent reason; something completely internal happening inside their head that comes out subtly through their face for a few moments
3. Passive and convincing fake smiles, usually by posh women
4. Aquiline noses
5. An almost-monobrow
6. The amusing exaggerated seductive swagger of some ‘60s male celebs
7. Muted short inhales before each sentence (or after each sentence)
8. Artists who high-praise their work
9. When a youtuber forgets to edit out their previous takes of trying to say something
10. Pillows that blend in with the colour of the sofa or seating area
11. White indoor window shutters
12. Toadying types (I get a kick out of it for some reason)
13. Someone imitating someone else (usually girl with girl) in an unconscious compulsive nature
14. When adults think looking like other adults and trying to achieve their appearance is completely rational
15. Teen guys thinking they’re just like (insert lovable but angsty hero), and girls even, but mainly guys. It’s amusing but comforting
16. Unflattering platinum or blonde hair. Or a mustard brassy blonde. In addition to bowl haircuts, on anyone, especially if it somewhat flatters them
17. The cloying fans of provocative figures
