Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Arctic Monkeys
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Alex Turner (Musician)/Original Female Character(s)
Characters: Alex Turner (Musician), Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Anal Fingering, Oral Sex, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Smut
Summary:
The first thing Sandy painted was a vagina.
She painted a huge green pussy right on the beets, which she only commented briefly, "The paint is of good quality, it covers everything."
Visually, though, the sight of a big bloody cunt on the wall was, hmm…
"I see it's already deflowered." Alex stood next to her, sipping his beer. He didn't intend to overexert himself, he had other things on his mind. So it sounded unconvincing when he asked anyway, "Aren't weh 'ere to paint…?"
"We paint." Sandy hooked her thumbs into the denim suspenders of her overalls and admired the masterpiece.