Short and Anxious

Bird Mom

[cryptotheism]

Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

[dimetrodone]

The last unicorn died in the Berlin Zoo in 1908

[dimetrodone]

The last dragon was killed by a farmer in rural Switzerland in 1841

[dimetrodone]

The last sea serpent died in 1987 despite the efforts of conservationists and was followed by decades of searching for more live members of the species.

[a-book-of-creatures]

The last basilisk was born in a backyard chicken farm in northern Provence in 1979, heard a rooster, died instantly, and was eaten by the hens.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

[cheaphalloweencostume]

her name is Primrose. jesus christ man

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i cant fucking do this

[comicaurora]

bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

[comicaurora]

broooo we're cooked the foley designers are integrating a boiling kettle into the soundscape

[comicaurora]

bro they just cut out the soundtrack entirely and focused really hard on the sound of my breathing and heartbeat we gotta get the fuck out of here

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[anxietyproblem]

[fraseris]

no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

[quiet-time-3]

[sewersoul]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[perfectday1972]

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[trashcangimmick]

[cryptotheism]

I bet having ur statue ritually fed felt good as fuck if you were a mesopotamian statue god

[medievalthymes]

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

[literalzipfile]

*grits teeth* im hopeful i believe there is good in the world im fucking hopeful

[halondrus]

me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is