๋࣭ ⭑⚝ᐟᯓ SFW and NSFW sal fisher headcannons!! (some are x reader ᵔᴗᵔ)
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- I’ve seen a lot of people think sal would be a doctor or therapist or something but i think he’d really enjoy being a detective/working with the police (not the corrupted ones, the good ones of course) i think he’d really like solving crimes and figuring out puzzles. He has a really curious personality and strives for justice so i think it’s really a good fit for him - loves spicy things. i think he’d really enjoy like ghost pepper hot sauce or like really spicy ramen. -Likes to watch the stars. I think he’d really like to look out a window at the night sky, or sit next to the treehouse and stargaze. I think he’d enjoy the quiet wind and coolness of the night. - subtly corrects people’s grammar. not in an annoying way, i think he’d just correct larry when spelling there, their, and they’re or where, wear, were, and we’re - Would’ve been more into sports if he didn’t have the prosthetic. I think when he was little (before the incident) he would play soccer. After what happened, soccer would’ve been hard to play with the mask since running around and getting all sweaty would rick it falling off and be uncomfortable. - Naturally cold hands. I feel like sal is the opposite of a natural heater. Get this guy some blankets. - Smells distinctly like fresh banana bread. he doesn’t really bake either, so, it’s just a natural thing - I think he’s the type to smoke a blunt with friends every once and while but doesn’t enjoy cigarettes or alcohol. He knows how alcohol affects his father and doesn’t want to end up like that, but trusts himself enough to be able to enjoy weed and not fall into addiction - in public he’d call you ‘babe,’ ‘beautiful,’ or your name/ nickname. in private i think he’d use sweetheart or sexy (not in like a sexual way, more like a silly complimenting way) - more of a doodler then a fully fledged artist. I feel like he constantly turns in papers with doodles all over them and also draws on his own hands. if you were dating him he’d draw on you too. not very “good” but he does it for fun not for recognition. he might also use it as like a coping mechanism if he gets anxious (which i don’t think is very often, sal seems very able to control his emotions and outbursts) - very clean. I don’t think he’s a clean freak, he’s just organized and hygienic. unlike larry 💀 - Prefers winter and fall over summer and spring. i think he’d like the holidays more since it’s very family and friend centered. since he’s so loyal and loving he’d rather stay in with familiar people then go out in the heat. He also really likes halloween and his birthday is in December. - Can put your needs before his own often. Sal is such a loyal, caring type. he won’t just ignore your requests or make you wait for something too long - sal is alive. ok.
