Check your milk this morning or whatever the time it is for you—because the chance of it being expired and you drinking it after eating something spicy for breakfast—is NOT a way to go by your morning.
pookie....

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Check your milk this morning or whatever the time it is for you—because the chance of it being expired and you drinking it after eating something spicy for breakfast—is NOT a way to go by your morning.
pookie....
d*mn!
my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning
everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.
happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3
Finished a second playthrough of Baldur's Gate 3 today, which got me thinking about all the Origin characters, especially in Act 3 and their endings. I had a lot of fun revisiting Wyll's quest in the Wyrmway, Karlach's heartbreaking dialogue, and Shadowheart with her parents. This time around I got Ascended Astarion and God Gale, they are so insufferable and funny to talk to in the epilogue LOL What a great game!! Let me know if you have ideas for future playthroughs...
I will continue posting in favour of there being fewer people like that
god my heart is fucking breaking for all these people THERE IS STILL TIME DO YOU HEAR ME
IT ISN'T TOO LATE AS LONG AS YOU'RE ALIVE
hi everybody i started HRT at 35 so like don't even despair
being in ur twenties makes u feel like 30 is a brick wall u either fly over or crash into but i promise u it's a door and it opens up into the rest of ur life like getting past the prologue of an open world game
very important addition from @thatsladyfaggottoyou ty <3
I started HRT at approximately 30 and top surgery at 32 just 4.5 months prior to this photo. It's never too late.
when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
hope it’s not too late; I made this in Scriptorium
I guess I must have amazing taste because somehow everything that I like are things that I enjoy
oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!
(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)
losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something
ITS SUCH A FUCKING HONOUR I COUNT WORDS IN POSTS
*jingling the jester bells i obtained from the jesters i hunted &killed, but specifically bc im trying to reestablish traditional jester mating grounds as part of ongoing jester conservation efforts (so I can eventually return to hunting& slaughtering jesters for sport)*
the reality of being a writer
Especially the last one!
Responding this screenshot, yknow, cause, yknow.
This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:
If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.
This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace
everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.
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why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion
we are suggesting this to girls
who is we? who are you
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