angle dog. im diagonal

heya homeboys, homegals AND homethings its me! kikomiko butttttt... im new! i like steven universe now anddddd i LOVE YAOI!!! I LOVE YAOI andd i love masc women and femboys.. if you single and u know me irl AND u masc lady PLEASE kiss me bro (im a white boy now!!) I ONLY FOLLOW U IF I KNOW YOU IRL discord: polymars.is.my.fav.streamer tiktok: @acuteangle012 pinterest: gonna be updated be patient minecarter: sillylilguy2012

[anglethefartenjoyer]

pov when i was a baby boy and my description was "Hello!! I am an existence who found my way onto Tumblr! I make and post vids on Snapchat, and my snap is: "†h£ ߣ$† ¶∅∅k!£"!! I am omni-lesbian! I am also a therian. I am also a Toastopian, and I'm from the planet Toastopia. Also, if you touch my preppy uwu slay asmr kitten I will show you my skibidi powers and you'll be sorry!! (satire) I go by: She/they/it thank you very much." and i used proper grammar

[anglethefartenjoyer]

sorry for the freaky guys. i really need a girlfriend or a boyfriend or a creature guys sorry

[pr3ttypunisherr]

before i force myself to sleep..

can’t stop thinking about having a sub pressed against me. chest to back. my mouth at their neck. one hand warm and flat on their stomach while the other works between their legs slowly. feeling them squirm back into me. trying to get more and not wanting to seem too desperate about it.

giving them more anyway.

two fingers. slow. feeling them open around me. taking my time stretching them. listening to every sound they try to muffle. not letting them muffle it. “let me hear you.” feeling them clench immediately.

curling my fingers. finding that spot. staying right there while my mouth kisses their neck. while my thumb finds their clit. while they grab at my arm and press back harder.

cooing at them while i do it. “look at how wet you are.” feeling them whimper. “you’re soaking my fingers baby. you feel that?” feeling them try to hide their face. not letting them. “no. stay right here with me.”

playing with their nipples while my fingers keep working. feeling them arch back into me. too much everywhere. not enough anywhere.

building them up slow. stretching them a little more. feeling how ready they are. how their whole body is chasing it.

making them cum on my fingers. feeling it. staying right there through all of it. working them through every single wave.

then bringing my fingers to their mouth.

“open.”

watching their face. the way they hesitate for just a second before they do it. tasting themselves. sucking slow. “good girl.” pressing a kiss to their cheek while they do it. “tasting how wet you got for me. tasting what you did.” feeling them whimper around my fingers. pressing my lips to their ear. “so messy. got my whole hand wet and now look at you. cleaning it up like a good girl.”

holding them after. their back still against my chest. hand warm on their stomach again.

pressing a kiss to their hair.

“so good.” so soft. “so perfect.”

staying like that until they stop shaking.

can’t stop thinking about it.

going to sleep now.

maybe

[anglethefartenjoyer]

that feeling when u a retired lesbian converted to a white boy

[birdbyt3]

not to be horny on my horny blog or anything but. i need to be bitten

[moved-to-feinangel]

#needthat

[anglethefartenjoyer]

NEED THIS SO BAD PLEASEEEEEE

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[rickydimmydo]

I wonder

[thunderousfate]

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

[mollyravioli]

I want a doot doot too

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

doot doot my ass will ya

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

update: ,,,,two ppl doot dooted me

im scared

[spaceabomination]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[spaceabomination]

[sofiawylies-deactivated20211010]

I’ve never gotten an ask before and I want to see if this works…

[swansong321]

I wanna see if this works

[a-happy-crusteacean]

At the rate I’m going a doot doot is just the thing I need

[motopoppp]

Pls

[4ttacus-4tlas]

It’s still going

[nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity]

There’s two million notes and I just… I gotta know sorry

[filthyhobbithalfbreed]

Hmm

[petriach]

if this works I’ll scream-

[jessmalia]

Can I get another doot doot if I reblog this again?

[the-half-blood-nerd]

if this works I'mma riot

[the-half-blood-nerd]

First of all,

whAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-

(I mean it actually takes a whole day for this to come in my inbox but whatevs)

[aquaeclipse]

B*tch I dare you

[greenberrytea]

do it.

[lakshmithesussybaka]

cool

[neekoneeko-deactivated20230707]

DOOT DOOT

[iyahpostsstuff-deactivated20220]

Doot doot!! :DDDDDD

[fandoms-spamdom]

Doot doot??? 👀

[w31rdg1rl]

Gimme doot doot pls

[t0t4lly-n0t-z4hw4]

Gimme Doot Doot

[iamalwaystiredok]

Welp, let’s try it-

[ticklystarz-deactivated20240213]

I want a doot doot

[kiiboslostahoge]

Doot doot pls

[nataliedrawz]

I👏NEED👏DOOT👏DOOT👏

[lokust]

Bring it on

[wholesome-lee-trash]

I want a ✨️Doot Doot✨️

[sleepylee3]

bring it on doot-doot ers

[wonllitz]

i want a fucking doot doot

[niktokof]

mmm… doot doot… the pengu…

[just-your-normal-human-being]

Does this still work in 2026? I wanna get a doot doot…

[weedleysnumberonefan]

doot..doot..? (/j, /nsrs)

[willow-wisp-fae]

A doot doot for the poor starving orphan boy (tis me, im the poor starving orphan boy)

[sjajsjstsm]

id like a doot doot

[anglethefartenjoyer]

i got 2 irl friends left bro 💔🥀 (started with around ten!! they all hate me now)

[anglethefartenjoyer]

bro my councillor accused my mom of calling her a racial slur bc she said "i spoke to one of yall" in the meaning she spoke to someone who works at the school. not even a SLUR btw in the first place.. and my mom crashes out at her!! my councillor is a REALLY bad person anyway (she supports 🍇)

[anglethefartenjoyer]

progress. kinda shitty wtv

[anglethefartenjoyer]

me when you touch my preppy uwu asmr slay kitten so i use my skibidi sigma powers and so youre gonna be sorry (evil version 😱😱😱😰😰😰)

[anglethefartenjoyer]

currently drawing my oc tanzanite! i sure have grown a lot in 2-4 years during strict father comic era...

[anglethefartenjoyer]

ugh. wtv. ig ill just play with my fucking toes...

[anglethefartenjoyer]

a woman just touched me without my permission. for context this makes me very uncomfortable because im autistic but also because I've been graped!! BY FOUR PEOPLE

conclusion: ask for consent. because now i cant touch my leg anymore!!!

[anglethefartenjoyer]

boy genuinely WHAT the hell was i posting before bro 😭😭😭 why was i like literally BAITING people to tell me to do BIG BAD to myself

[anglethefartenjoyer]

stranger than fiction, im new

but im suddenly back!! im a walking contradiction 😼

[anglethefartenjoyer]

please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEED A GF!! i need a masc dominant lady PLEASE OMGGGG ill literally play with my toes

[sparklecurlyart]

I will never stop thinking about the little drawings she made of them it's so cute