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might get to play a divination wizard soon she's gonna permadie session one hit by a rock that does 1d4 damage

Do you think vampires yawn like lions

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

quietwingsinthesky

“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.

“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.

quietwingsinthesky

okay. something about the way i worded this is making people think this is a vent thing about real relationships. and it’s fine if that’s where it took you. but i feel like i need to be transparent here: this be blorboposting. karlach cliffgate and her terrible awful no good very bad betrayal.

moonfloat

they've taken over my brain...

baldursghaik

still my favorite astarion doodle of all time

agoodflyting

One of my favorite things about BG3 is how many of the core companions/playable characters have backgrounds as -- essentially -- one of the mook npcs you might have to kill in another story. Every one of them was made to have their tragic backstory revealed in a note you loot from their corpse after hitting them with a fireball.

Shadowheart is a servant of an evil goddess. Her cult spends its time spreading darkness and misery. The only thing that separates her from the Sharrans you can kill at their temple is that she's the one who was sent on the mission to get the Astral Prism.

Lae'zel is a Githyanki warrior, bred for battle. As with Shadowheart, the only reason she's your companion instead of an npc that you kill and loot at the Temple of Lathander is that she's the one who got tadpoled and survived.

Karlach is Zariel's champion with an engine for a heart. She even says she's the best at it. How many times has she been the mini-boss some adventurer failed to defeat, in their quest in the Hells?

Astarion is the spawn of a vampire lord. How many times, in all those years, have adventurers broken into Cazador's mansion, and his spawn have been compelled to fight them? In another universe, the Mindflayers grab Dalyria instead, and its Astarion you have to fight to defend her.

Wyll sees himself as a hero, but we find out that Mizora has been manipulating him into hunting targets who might have been innocent victims the whole time. He even starts as just another bounty hunter in Karlach's story. How many times has he been the monstrous stalker to someone who crossed the Hells?

Gale is a wizard who dabbled in forbidden power and became something dark and dangerous. In another game, there would be a mission where you'd have to raid his tower and stop him from potentially ending humanity by messing with the Karsite Weave.

I just kinda love this, and I love how the game brought all these characters together and basically said: look how in the right circumstances, anyone can be a hero.

stonesense

my favourite thing about gale dekarios to this day is that there’s literally no reason for him to be talking like that in combat except that he’s having a good time. fully led me to expect some kind of backstory with his combat experience but no he just says things like “i speak, they burn” and “let me recite their demise” for the love of the game

stonesense

local mentally stable & morally regular man assures us he gets the normal amount of thrill from holding the power of life & death over what he (human) repeatedly & inexplicably referred to as “mortals”. which could mean nothing

ztudiolaire

I'm sick as a dog. So I'm making Orryx sick as a dog too.

probablybadrpgideas

Big bad who can only be killed by a cisgender, heterosexual adventurer in a monogamous relationship

Good luck finding a PC like that, you fools! Mwahahaha!

durge-marzio

💜 opening gemstone chibi commissions 💜

sorry to post this to my bg3 side blog, but i need some help with some bills, so i’m opening up chibi gemstone commissions with a lowered price. i also have other commissions open too. any help is appreciated.

$15 for a sketch with monochrome colors

$35 for refined with full colors

💜 https://ko-fi.com/c/3a1988ea57 💜

mid-evil-werewolf

Rolan ✨

mistercrowbar

The half-drow experience: everyone on the surface assumes you're an evil drow and everyone from the Underdark assumes you're from the surface. :')

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ztudiolaire

I don't know what on EARTH made bhaal give your boy such fat fucking tits but oh my god am I glad he did. That is THEEE cleavage of bhaal

They're additional tools of murder. Hands for strangling, legs for stomping on spines, tits for smothering your victims. Or your vampire. Whatever v word you prefer.

mistercrowbar

Seeing a party of adventurers all roughed up is normal, but when it's just one of them, especially the fella you know to be their leader, it gets a bit more concerning...

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