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 Queer Black Native (also Mexican NOT Latina and NOT Hispanic) Sephardic Jew 30-something mama of a 5 year old, Feral Baby, and a 9 year old, Nine Year Old. I have two dogs and a cat. I'm neuroatypical as fuck. My life is very full. I also have no time for BS

[angrybrownbaby]

It’s been a while, eh?

[iaintyohomie]

Eat her pussy like her ex is watching

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

I’m positive no one on this site gets cheeks

[lexputa]

I get my back blown out jackhammered and nutted on at least 3-4 times a day all week for the past 2 years

[angrybrownbaby]

^^ goals tbh

[angrybrownbaby]

Ooookkkaaaaayyyy then

Feral Baby: I’m not fighting, I’m reacting.

[angrybrownbaby]

Nothing like your kindergartener child downplaying he could read until today, he decided to reveal he could read at the third grade level.

Get out of here with this sorcery. This is what I get for reading books and everything outloud to you every day.

[angrybrownbaby]

Y’all, Feral Baby is going to be SIX soon. So those of y’all who remember me fighting pregnant with him about the first Sl*t Walk, it’s been amazing that y’all still follow what’s going on in our lives. I’ll give a big update soon ‘cause G-d willing, we’ll never need a donation post again but y’all have been angels.

[angrybrownbaby]

Can someone tell me why Feral Baby drew me a clock and told me this is when his patience is going to run out? With his other hand on his hip, while looking at me up and down? Whatchu gonna do, child?

[angrybrownbaby]

Ten Year Old: You’re being annoying.

Feral Baby: I know.

Ten Year Old: Stop!

Feral Baby: I only stop for caca.

[kuwaiti-tissue]

[yildizlararasindayiz-deactivate]

🐝

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Lmao i love this baby

[angrybrownbaby]

😍😭😭

[angrybrownbaby]

White people’s noses fascinate me, especially the upturned ones.

[reptarxox]

Please help

My mom literally just died out of nowhere this morning (11/24) and I have no idea how we’re going to pay for her funeral, because I can barely afford to take care of myself. Re blog this post if you can’t donate. Every dollar counts.

paypal.me/joannexo

[angrybrownbaby]

I think the best word I’ve ever learned from the internet is “fap.”

[angrybrownbaby]

I’m guess it’s time I come back to this mofucka, huh?

[angrybrownbaby]

Let us convene

Talking to your kids like adults has some pretty funny consequences, especially when they realize what the words mean. This morning I was taking the boys to school when I told them to give me their hand to cross the street. Feral Baby (who is FIVE and in KINDERGARTEN wtf) held out his hand and said, “Let us convene” with his eyes closed.

Were we going to summon some spirit or what? I just want to take you to school.

[angrybrownbaby]

Have you ever found a picture of an ex that you thought you loved but realize that you really didn’t because you have no feelings looking at their picture? And you wonder what it was that was so wonderful? And holy crap they didn’t age well.

[hoodoodyke]

Hey, y’all, so this is a really big ask

My dog is going to be put down, likely this weekend, and I want to visit her. I don’t have the money to do so. If you would like to help me with getting a hotel (that’s cheapest at $110 a night), or pay for gas (I’m estimating it’s going to be 150 dollars total to cover the drive both ways), my paypal is [email protected] Thank you.

[hoodoodyke]

Hey, y’all, so this is a really big ask

My dog is going to be put down, likely this weekend, and I want to visit her. I don’t have the money to do so. If you would like to help me with getting a hotel (that’s cheapest at $110 a night), or pay for gas (I’m estimating it’s going to be 150 dollars total to cover the drive both ways), my paypal is [email protected] Thank you.

[hoodoodyke]

Hey, y’all, so this is a really big ask

My dog is going to be put down, likely this weekend, and I want to visit her. I don’t have the money to do so. If you would like to help me with getting a hotel (that’s cheapest at $110 a night), or pay for gas (I’m estimating it’s going to be 150 dollars total to cover the drive both ways), my paypal is [email protected] Thank you.