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clouds in my eyes

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Pink Dessert Table | © Leyara Cakes

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Boo!

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tb

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love cats that just freely slap the shit out of anything they don’t understand or immediately want to be seeing in front of them

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[haleyincarnate]

I THINK IT ALWAYS WILL.

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Lynn Gunn

By Matty Vogel

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A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

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I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

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oh WOW

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This is by far my most popular post.

[thatgayguywitch]

GOLD! Exactly the kind of dad I adore to be one day.