peppermint pimps and mistle-hoes

kate, 29. it's a classic case of eager beaver vs. drunk ant eater

[annakarenina]

[april]

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

[ryebreadgf]

thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

[thefinanigansposts]

There's no such thing as "chocolate croissant"

It's pain au chocolat or nothing!

[ryebreadgf]

i'm feeling even more francophobic than usual

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[squarizona]

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP

[adipescentsweetness-blog]

my favourite video

[nepofledgling]

I can't relate to people who don't want attention on their birthday at all, if I go to work on my birthday and my coworker is like "hi how are you?" im like "im a birthday girl :)" immediately

[cali]

best quora user ever

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

[gayagendaofficial]

[weaver-z]

Stop replying "Omg I hate getting news this way!!" on tumblr memes about major current events. This is the best way to receive national news ever devised and this is the best website on earth

[weaver-z]

Anyway

[pencilbrony]

[vantwinblade]

I hate you all.

[sasukelangleysohryu-deactivated]

[tikkety-tok]

those bonding hormones are strong

[anarchocunt]

[depsidase]

[sharper-and-bigger]

[beemancer]

@shinesurge

[virgoprivilege]

dont take the things im annoyed by too seriously im currently pissed off at how badly-designed the golden girls' coffee pot is

[virgoprivilege]

look at this shit. 90 degrees betty white fighting for her life and still 2 mugs of coffee stuck in there

[partytimehexcellent-blog]

[cityrun]

my neighbor thought i fucking DIED because he heard a loud crash (easel & canvas fell over while i was asleep) and had been trying to contact me for like an hour anyway artistic rendition of when i opened my door

[deaddolin]

i run around like a fraggle

[deaddolin]

this is what i mean