[gifmovie]

if david lynch directed iron man

[pointnclick]

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

[plum-soup]

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

[pointnclick]

I killed the dasher

[plum-soup]

Okay W

[dailywoc]

ZENDAYA for Vogue Australia

[roaminromans]

They threw that fuckin wig in the air and said "hey catch"

[innerchildabortionclinic]

divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

[venusthemorningstar]

She took the kids menu

[dogpuppy]

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[eliluminado7]

why so cracy

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

DEMOCRACY = DEM ALL CRACY

[frankiedotbiz]

YE OLDE FANTASY BANK WORKER: So, you want 20,000 gold marks to open a tavern called "The Giggling Honeysuckle"?

[jame7t]

tumblr Mobile apparently has a new processing tab & it turns out I’ve been processing a video for five years

almost done I bet

[elliespectacular]

it would probably move faster if your phone wasn't encased in green gelatin

[jame7t]

the liberal media won’t trick me into removing my protective delicious gels

[shirtsthatgohard]

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

[cyberracist-deactivated20240805]

bongs at croydon

[nutsacktorturer]

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

[nutsacktorturer]

£3.50?

[hustlerose]

Thought you ought to read this. It’s a callout post for Steven Universe. 

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[bippus]

U a little girl. Signed, The taliban

[guiltfactory-moved]

everything is a reference when you're crazy