Never Genuine

[c3rvida3]

When I was little, my mom told me that throwing your chewing gum out the car window was the good and moral thing to do because it patched up people's flat tires for them, and to this day, I think it's one of the funniest lies anyone's ever told a child for no reason.

[carnival-phantasm]

Incredible move by The Sopranos' director to give the Fucked Up Tiny Glock to the largest dude in the cast, truly a visionary.

[carnival-phantasm]

Imagine dying after being shot by this fucking thing. I'd just die.

[canolacrush]

…I have no words.

[canolacrush]

What in God’s Green Hell is happening

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

paying rent has to be one of the most demonic inventions in human history

[drtrinitysantos]

the CDC recommends that you return to work even if you're showing symptoms of being a giant cockroach

[todaysbird]

in 2022 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries, etc

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Maybe I'll treat myself to some substance abuse in response to these slight inconveniences

[photografya-deactivated20230917]

[kitsunetsuki-deactivated2026051]

David Montgomery - Moyra Swan Wearing a Dress by Ossie Clark at Quorum (Vogue UK 1969)

[midiport]

[firefox-official]

my new years resolution is to be violently evil

[the-evil-clergyman]

Illustration from La Esfera by Manuel Bujados (Jan. 1921)

[tonyzaret]

Yes, I’m a gamer, but there’s so much more to me than that - I’ve also seen a film.

[crazy-brazilian]

[weirdlandtv]

THE INTELLIGENT WOMAN’S GUIDE TO ATOMIC RADIATION (1964). Cover art by Bruce Robertson.

[dat-soldier]

where’s the dumb bitch’s guide to atomic radiation i cant read this

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

You landlocked ass sad motherfuckers... hoes love stagnant water

[ironpour]

ive been thinking about “hoes love stagnant water” every day since i read this 

[ryebreadgf]

baby can i b ur profen