Fluffy the Vorcha

HISSSSSS ((Independent mostly-comedic Mass Effect RP blog, sure to be rife with misspellings and profanity. More than happy to RP with anyone, to whatever extent Fluffy the Vorcha can. But, no, Fluffy doesn't do smut, not that anyone would want to. Hopefully.))

[808dilly]

I'm sorry that I'm TOO MCUH FR YU TO FCUKING HNADLE!

[angryvorcha-blog]

[angryvorcha-blog]

[angryvorcha-blog]

TIHS UINT IS PERPAERD TO FCUK TAHT UNT UP!

AND YU CNNOT RSESIT THE SLALVIVATOIN!

[geth343-deactivated20121018]

Decoding text. One moment please.

This unit does not wish for hostilities. Please refrain from threats against this platform.

[angryvorcha-blog]

TIHS UINT DOES'NT GIEV A SIHT WAHT YU HAEV TO SY!

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[redheadedoutlaw-deactivated2012]

“Well, sure, I could do that, but I wouldn’t taste good. I’ve been flavored by tao magic, explosions and sea monsters. How about I buy you a drink and a rack of kakliosaur ribs instead?”

[angryvorcha-blog]

I NO GIEV SIHT WAHT YU TAEST LIEK, I EET YU BCAUSE WAHT FCUK ESLE AM I GNOING TO DO WIHT DAED BDOY?

ASLO, HAEV NO IDAE WAHT A KAKOLAKOFUCK IS, AND YU NT GTING IN MY PNATS SO DNO’T TRY

[redheadedoutlaw-deactivated2012]

Gene laughs. “Nah, I’m spoken for. Thanks anyway.” He hands the Vorcha a bottle of Seven Stars Scotch. “Here you go. Twenty-year scotch for you, just for being a good sport.”

[angryvorcha-blog]

-pours contents of the bottle onto the ground-

-devours bottle-

[angryvorcha-blog]

DNO’T WRRY, I LSAT ANYTIHNG YU WLIL EVR MEET!

HEHEHEHE

[asyoulikekitt]

What?

I think you’ve confused me for someone who doesn’t hear that threat all the time.

‘I’m the last raloi you will ever meet’

‘i’m the last turian you will ever meet’

[angryvorcha-blog]

I TIHNK YU HAEV ME CNOFUESD WIHT SOEMOEN WHO HAS EVR GIEVN A SIHT

[geth343-deactivated20121018]

angryvorcha started following you

This unit is informed of your species, and is prepared to resist any attacks or salivating. 

[angryvorcha-blog]

TIHS UINT IS PERPAERD TO FCUK TAHT UNT UP!

AND YU CNNOT RSESIT THE SLALVIVATOIN!

[redheadedoutlaw-deactivated2012]

“Well, sure, I could do that, but I wouldn’t taste good. I’ve been flavored by tao magic, explosions and sea monsters. How about I buy you a drink and a rack of kakliosaur ribs instead?”

[angryvorcha-blog]

I NO GIEV SIHT WAHT YU TAEST LIEK, I EET YU BCAUSE WAHT FCUK ESLE AM I GNOING TO DO WIHT DAED BDOY?

ASLO, HAEV NO IDAE WAHT A KAKOLAKOFUCK IS, AND YU NT GTING IN MY PNATS SO DNO'T TRY

[angryvorcha-blog]

((ERMAHGERSH YER LERKED MER FERTUR))

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[redheadedoutlaw-deactivated2012]

angryvorcha started following you

“Hey. You are one handsome devil, you know that? I’m Gene Starwind, and I’m looking for work. Doesn’t matter how legal it is.”

[angryvorcha-blog]

NO SIHT I AM, IODIT

I HAEV EESY JB FROR YU, OLNY SVEVN SETPS:

FNID OEVN

CKOOK SLEF

SREVE SLELF

BE EETN BY ME

NO MOER BCUASE YU BNEEN EETN

[asyoulikekitt]

angryvorcha started following you

Uh hi, I’ve never met a Vorcha before.

[angryvorcha-blog]

DNO'T WRRY, I LSAT ANYTIHNG YU WLIL EVR MEET!

HEHEHEHE

[angryvorcha-blog]

[angryvorcha-blog]

FLFFY! HYE, FLFFY!

I FNINALLY COEM BCAK

FORM LNOG DY OF WROK* 

AND FRIST TIHNG I SEE

MOHTER

FCUKING

CUDDELS

((*Devouring the innocent))

[shadowofthehegemony-blog]

I'm intimidated by all of you! ...Except maybe Spike and Fluffy. They're cute.

[angryvorcha-blog]

WAHT?! I NO CUET, GD DNAMIT! COEM SY TAHT TO MY FAEC YU FCUKINGIANILEKNAIADUEIJALSKD

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[angryvorcha-blog]

Will you be my new best friend?

HEHEHEHE

HEHEHE

HE

NO, FCUK YU

[angryvorcha-blog]

Just because I haven't been posting

don't think I haven't been watching

I'm always watching

[cosima-niehaus-deactivated20150]

reblog if you butts

[angryvorcha-blog]

[rickwebb]

[laughingsquid]

Hate App

[karalorade-databank-deactivated]

[[First thing I think off when I saw this was Fluffy.]]

[angryvorcha-blog]