anhonourableprince:
“Oh, no. I don’t think. I know.” His mouth drops open in feigned offense. “I can’t believe that you, of all people, my loving wife, would ever think that I would do such a thing.” Of course, he’s being just a tad dramatic.
“Well you have been known to be a bit forceful with me, Charming.” She fluttered her eyelashes at him and tried to look as innocent and coy as she could. “I am the fairest, purest one in the land, and you are the rough and tumble man who finally corrupted me if you do recall.”
“Right, of course.” He pretends to play along. “You only cut down a tree to take out my carriage, stole my mother’s ring, and tried to feed me to trolls. Truly the fairest in all the land.”













