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BoJack Horseman Starters

❝ I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can. ❞

❝ I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! ❞

❝ You didn’t know me. Then you fell in love with me. And now you know me. ❞

❝ You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. ❞

❝ Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person. ❞

❝ I need you to tell me that I’m good. ❞

❝ It gets easier. Everyday it gets a little easier. ❞

❝ Well that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices. ❞

❝ It takes a long time to realize, how truly miserable you are, and even longer to see that it doesn’t have to be that way. ❞

❝ I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy. ❞

❝ Everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. ❞

❝ I don’t know why everybody keeps asking if I remember things, I don’t. ❞

❝ Yeah I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self control and I hate myself. ❞

❝ Do you think it’s too late for me? ❞

❝ I was just thinking about how nice things could’ve been if you had chosen this life. ❞

❝ What do you mean what’s next? Why does everything have to have a next? ❞

❝ You know what’s the worst part? I knew this was gonna happen, and I let myself get excited anyways. ❞

❝ Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems. ❞

❝ It’s not you, it’s that bad thing you did. ❞

❝ Family is a sinkhole, and you were right to get out when you had the chance. ❞

❝ What else could the universe POSSIBLY owe you? ❞

❝ The only thing to do now is just keep living forward. ❞

❝ Everyone was worried about you, you know. You can’t just disappear. You really hurt a lot of people. ❞

❝ In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make. ❞

❝ Nobody completes anybody. That’s not a real thing. ❞

❝ I think I’m just a dumb asshole. Can’t it just be that? ❞

❝ It’s so sad that when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them. ❞

❝ You like being there to rescue me. Because it makes you feel good about yourself. ❞

❝ You’re such a self-pitying masochist, I could say ten nice things and one mean thing and you would only hear the one mean thing. ❞

❝ Don’t fetishize your own sadness. ❞

❝ You can’t keep doing this. You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. ❞

❝ I realized people don’t change because they want to change. They change because they have to change. ❞

❝ There are some people you can’t save. Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them. ❞

❝ I have nothing to show for the live I have lived. And I have nobody in my life who’s better off for having known me. ❞

❝ I’m poison. I come from poison and I have poison inside me and I destroy everything I touch. That’s my legacy. ❞

❝ It doesn’t get better and it doesn’t get easier. ❞

❝ I can’t keep lying to myself thinking I’m gonna change. ❞

❝ It’s so cruel to let people love you. All you’re doing is promising you’ll one day break their hearts. ❞

❝ Your heart is tender, so you protect it from people, but sometimes you open up a wall and it’s incredible. ❞

❝ I’m not gonna give you closure. You don’t get that. You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life. You have to know that it’s never, ever going to be okay! ❞

❝ I’m not gonna be your prop so you can feel better! ❞

❝ You’d probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever they want and doesn’t give a shit about who they hurt. ❞

❝ …It’s not too late for me, is it? ❞

❝ I know you want to be happy, but you won’t be… and I’m sorry. ❞

❝ You were born broken, that’s your birthright. ❞

❝ All I ever wanted was to be your friend. And you treat me like a big joke. ❞

❝ Everything comes so easy for you. ❞

❝ I know I don’t always have the right words and I don’t always have the right feelings, but I love you so much and I need you to know that. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I am. I think I might be nothing. ❞

❝ Wherever you are, please come home. ❞

❝ Am I doomed? Are we all doomed? ❞

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CHRISTMAS STARTERS

( assorted prompts that are all bedecked with christmas themes. from salty, to ecstatic, to indifferent - feel free to change up the context, pronouns, or words ! )

❛❛ All I want for Christmas is peace & quiet. ❜❜ ❛❛ If mistletoe appears in my one-meter vicinity, I’ll burn it. ❜❜ ❛❛ So - what are you getting me for Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ What do you mean, Santa isn’t real? ❜❜ ❛❛ The only thing I like about Christmas is to get drunk on eggnog & wine, & sulk over my year’s regrets. ❜❜  ❛❛ You always give the best presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me get a picture of this for the memories. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas party at your house! ❜❜ ❛❛ I swear to god, if you give me a ‘dick-in-a-box’ for Christmas again- ❜❜ ❛❛ It’s snowing! ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals fun times. ❜❜ ❛❛ Snow plus sleigh equals broken bones. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please stop saying ‘Christmas is coming’ in Stark’s voice. ❜❜  ❛❛ Are you really setting traps for Santa — ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Don’t eat the cookies & milk I’m leaving on the table, unless your name is Santa. ❜❜ ❛❛ Ah yes, the age-old tradition of an obese old man dressed in a red suit - breaking into your house. ❜❜ ❛❛ Wanna help with the pudding? ❜❜ ❛❛ Help me decorate the Christmas tree. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re really - enthusiastic - with the decorations. ❜❜   ❛❛ I knitted a sweater for you. Here, wear it. ❜❜ ❛❛ What did you use to knit the sweater? Two left-hands & parental guidance from a hamster? ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you coming to the Christmas party? ❜❜ ❛❛ How did you get tangled in all these fairy lights – ? ❜❜ ❛❛ Let me help with the gift-wrapping. ❜❜ ❛❛ Remember when you caught on fire last year? ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh no - no - you stay away from the alcohol. ❜❜ ❛❛ Stop telling me lies about Santa & his tiny elves. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oh shit, I forgot to buy the presents. ❜❜ ❛❛ Are you telling me you don’t put marshmallows in your hot chocolate? ❜❜ ❛❛ Is this what you do every Christmas? ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not letting you barricade yourself in your room again for Christmas. ❜❜ ❛❛ Come on! Live a little - find true love - piss in the snow! It’s Christmas. ❜❜         ❛❛ It may be Christmas, but that’s still illegal. ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas is just another day. What’s the big deal? ❜❜ ❛❛ Christmas should be six months long - not one. ❜❜     

[aniimirai-blog]

@youcanttellmewhattodomom

With a shaky hand, the blond hands over the styrofoam cup.

“B-be c-careful, though.... I th-think I'm ascending....”

[aniimirai-blog]

"I need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine." [] helo new friend hope u dont mind an inbox meme drop []

“I-I h-h-have a halfway f-finished Big Gulp filled with 5 Hour Energies, w-will th-that work….?” 

“I d-drank s-some of it e-earlier and I c-c-can…. S-see noises….”

[rpmemes-galore]

First meeting {Sentence Starters}

“Pretty quiet place, isn’t it?”

“Can I pet your dog?”

“I love your ____! Where did you get it?”

“Didn’t know anybody else was here.”

“Sorry, is this seat taken?”

“You haven’t seen this ____ anywhere, have you?”

“Wow, this line’s really long isn’t it?”

“So, you come here often?”

“Yeah, can I help you with something?”

“What do you usually order when you come here?”

“So- weather’s pretty nice.”

“I’m so sorry! I didn’t see you!”

“Don’t suppose you know where to get a great meal around here?”

“Can you tell me how to get to ____?”

“Mind if I share your umbrella for a minute?”

“Hi! I just need you to pretend like you know me!”

“You need directions or something?”

“This seat’s open!”

“Haven’t seen you around. Need something?”

“Um, hi. How long have you been standing there?”

“Don’t ask, just run!“ 

[musingmemes]

first date starters

“you look nice tonight.”

“i have to say, i was kind of nervous about tonight.”

“do you want to… come inside?”

“don’t even think about paying for dinner.”

“what do you have planned for us tonight?”

“what took you so long to ask me out?”

“it’s been a long time since i’ve been on one of these…”

“i’ve never really been on a real date before.”

“you’re being extra shy tonight - it’s cute.”

“i’m underdressed, aren’t i?”

“i’m overdressed, aren’t i?”

“i’ve never been good at first dates.”

“this is usually the part where you’re supposed to kiss me.”

“this was a disaster, wasn’t it?”

“i’m sorry, normally i’m better at this kinda thing.”

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first date starters

Send me one to see how my muse reacts. Feel free to alter to fit muses.

“Would you like to come in for a nightcap?”

“I don’t sleep with someone on the first date.”

“I promise, I have a better track record than this.”

“I don’t normally do blind dates, but [name] spoke very highly of you!”

“This is my favorite place for first dates.”

“So – do you want to get together again sometime soon?”

“I’m not looking for anything serious.”

“I don’t want the night to end.”

“I think it’s best if we’re upfront about what we want right now.”

“Wow, you don’t look anything like your picture online.”

“It’s so great to finally meet you in person!”

“I should probably tell you that I just got out of a long-term relationship.”

“Want to come upstairs?”

“I can walk you home, if you like.”

“Walk me home?”

“Let’s go dancing!”

“Yeah, I don’t think we should do this again.”

“This was fun and all, but I don’t see us working out.”

“That movie sucked!”

“I wasn’t sure you’d come.”

“I was starting to think you’d stood me up.”

“I’m done screwing around. I want a real relationship.”

“It’s too early to call, but I have a good feeling about this.”

“Let me get the check.”

“Want to split the check?”

“It’s nothing personal, I just don’t think we fit.”

“This was the worst date of my life.”

“Don’t call me again.”

“Oh, God, my ex is here.”

“That wasn’t exactly how I imagined our first date going.”

“This was nice. Just a simple, sweet first date.”

“What, no good night kiss?”

“Want to play a game? Twenty Questions, or something?”

“Trust me – don’t want to go there.”

“We probably shouldn’t go there. My ex hangs out there sometimes and I think seeing them would kind of kill the mood.”

“I don’t date much, to be honest.”

“I hate to come on too strong, but I really, really like you.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Why do you even like me? Is it the money?”

“Look, I gotta be honest – you were rude to the waiter, and that’s a serious turn-off.”

“Whoa! That’s off-limits until, like, the tenth date.”

“Wow, you come on strong, don’t you?”

“I’m not making the greatest impression right now, am I?”

“Have you ever been here before?”

“I’ve never been here before!”

“I don’t normally meet up with people from Tinder/Grindr/OkCupid.”

“Where do you see yourself in five years?”

“That’s it! I’m leaving!”

“Hey! You’re on this date with me, remember?”

“I like you, but I think you’re hung up on your ex.”

“You haven’t let me get a word in edgewise all night!”

“Are you always this shy?”

“So, what do you do for a living?”

“Why did you even agree to go out with me?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

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popular text posts + ask memes

❛ i don’t know what i’m doing with my life, but i know i’m doing it wrong ❜ ❛ i am so cute and bitter ❜ ❛ my life is one part ‘wait’ and another part ‘what’ ❜ ❛ my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it ❜ ❛ i love sleeping to avoid problems ❜ ❛ i hate myself a lot but i get offended when other people do ❜ ❛ i’m hungrier than the neopet i neglected for nine years ❜ ❛ hit me up if you wanna date a piece of shit ❜ ❛ we need some new and more powerful swears ❜ ❛ i get progressively uglier throughout the day ❜ ❛ i’m so miserable, but i laugh at everything ❜ ❛ i need something that is more than coffee, but less than cocaine ❜ ❛ just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. it’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot. ❜ ❛ 90 out of 10 people agree that math is fucking lame ❜ ❛ if you think i’m ugly now, you should have seen me in 2009 ❜ ❛ 2010 me would literally be terrified of 2016 me and i love it ❜ ❛ i have a rare skin condition called close the fucking blinds ❜ ❛ hey babe, i made you this mixtape for valentines day. i don’t know many love songs, so it’s just uptown funk 18 times in a row. ❜ ❛ there are people who know me in real life who think i’m straight and that’s really funny to me ❜ ❛ i was cursed with expensive taste and a low budget ❜ ❛ yo dude i trusted you wtf the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck what the ❜ ❛ open flannel shirts and lingerie are the hottest thing and nobody can convince me otherwise ❜ ❛ i’m the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person ❜ ❛ that awful moment when you wake up ❜ ❛ damn haha i’m going to have to deal with that sooner or later ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ people our age have children what the hell i am a children ❜ ❛ i don’t like your clothes. take them off. ❜ ❛ why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4 am? ❜ ❛ after i die, i’ll probably still complain ❜ ❛ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel ❜ ❛ if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you ❜ ❛ do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry ❜ ❛ i need to get laid… to rest. put me in a coffin. let my soul ascend. ❜ ❛ i’m trying to be a better person, but some people are testing me ❜ ❛ i’m overstressed and underfucked ❜ ❛ i can’t wait to be a piece of shit with a bachelors degree ❜ ❛ my emo phase never went away, it just aged like fine wine ❜ ❛ my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment ❜ ❛ i don’t have time for people who don’t believe in aliens ❜ ❛ the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting ❜ ❛ why do good concert tickets happen to bad people ❜ ❛ i can’t play hard to get i’m already hard to want ❜ ❛ i’m still pissed off about growing up ❜ ❛ if you listen carefully, you can hear me whisper ‘shut the fuck up’ at least once every five minutes ❜ ❛ when i die i want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close ❜ ❛ single and ready to take a 20 hour nap ❜ ❛ write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back ❜ ❛ how do people even put up with me like i can’t even put up with me ❜ ❛ the opening riff to mr. brightside could literally raise me from the dead ❜ ❛ stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too cynical  ❜ ❛ sorry, i’m poor. i can’t afford to pay attention ❜ ❛ aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall ❜ ❛ is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep? ❜ ❛ my neutral expression makes me look like i’m always in a bad mood which is convenient because it’s usually true ❜ ❛ i never run voluntarily so if you ever see me running you should start running too because something is coming ❜

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popular text posts + ask memes ( part three )

❛ i’m just an asshole with feelings ❜ ❛ if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, i will do the same thing to your head ❜ ❛ my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything ❜ ❛ i want tattoos and emotional stability ❜ ❛ i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i’m doing ❜ ❛ i love when people shut the fuck up ❜ ❛ hi i’m a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues nice to meet you ❜ ❛ marry someone who looks at you the way you look at dogs ❜ ❛ i want a tattoo of a ufo on my ass to represent how it’s out of this world ❜ ❛ you ever see something and are like ‘ i’m so glad i don’t even know what that means ’ ❜ ❛ lie in my bed. show me your favorite music. kiss my neck. ❜ ❛ my kink is not opening messages and pretending they’re not there ❜ ❛ i hate being tickled. i do not think it is cute, i do not think it is funny. i will kick you in the fucking face. ❜ ❛ i’ll always have a soft spot for you ❜ ❛ don’t talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again ❜ ❛ mentally crafting incredibly angry speeches that i will never say to all the people i hate is my favorite hobby ❜ ❛ my kink is when people admit i was right ❜ ❛ protecting your own happiness isn’t selfish. you deserve every ounce of happiness. ❜ ❛ i’ve never said one coherent thing in my life ❜ ❛ how can i be ready for the future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning ❜ ❛ never throw me anything unless you’re okay with dropping it ❜ ❛ please don’t make me think about my life ❜ ❛ have you ever met the human version of a headache ❜ ❛ my personality is 30% of the last movie i watched ❜ ❛ i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ why can’t i just plug myself into a charger ❜ ❛ i have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life ❜ ❛ i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet ❜ ❛ i can’t tell if i’m really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice ❜ ❛ me? a jealous hoe? absolutely. ❜ ❛ we’re gonna be weird adults ❜ ❛ wait no hug me more ❜ ❛ are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch ❜ ❛ does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily? ❜ ❛ apparently ‘spite’ is not an ‘appropriate answer’ to “what motivates you?” ❜ ❛ we, as a community, should go to bed ❜ ❛ white lips, pale face, i hate the entire human race ❜ ❛ no offense but what the fuck am i doing ❜ ❛ there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me – it’s called the throne ❜ ❛ i might be short but you’re still beneath me ❜ ❛ if i have a crush on you, i’m so sorry ❜ ❛ the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them ❜ ❛ well this social situation isn’t going the way i acted it out in the shower ❜ ❛ i!!!!!!!!!! hate!!!!!!!!!! being!!!!!!!!!! left!!!!!!!!!! out!!!!!!!!!! ❜ ❛ i’m honestly so clingy and detached at the same time ❜ ❛ i think part of growing up is understanding song lyrics ❜ ❛ how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me) ❜ ❛ hi, i’m here to ruin everything ❜ ❛ college is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane ❜ ❛ and then satan said, “here, have feelings” ❜ ❛ it is i, your local asshole ❜ ❛ you’re about as irrelevant as mean girls 2 ❜ ❛ shout out… just in general. i’m just shouting. ❜ ❛ get your heart broken so your art improves ❜ ❛ i’m so tired, but i always find the energy to sin ❜

[justanotherrpmeme]

Meet-Cute Starters

Send a symbol for our muses to meet:

(^._.^)ﾉ A stray cat made its way into my muse’s house. Going to the address on the cat’s collar they end up at your muse’s door

♓ Both of our muses have been stood up in the same restaurant - seeing yours, my muse suggests they eat together

(*_*) My muse had fallen for yours - literally! Too busy staring, they weren’t looking where they were going and tripped right in front of your muse

☎ My muse has been locked out and your muse is the only neighbor at home

♒ My muse wasn’t looking where they were going and just bumped into yours, spilling their coffee everywhere

✈ Our muses are both booked on the same flight which has just been delayed

♨ Our muses both have the same favorite coffee shop. Today it’s unusually busy and they are forced to share a table

(✖‿✖) Our muses have been set up on a blind date together

/(◉౪◉)\ Our muses pass each other as they are both taking their dogs for a walk. Apparently having made best friends, the dogs refuse to be parted

؟ Your muse left their bag somewhere. My muse used the contents to locate the owner and return the bag