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Not deleting blog completely
Hiatus undetermined. I’ve got 4 fucking midterms and classes are picking up. If you want my Skype/number (only if you know me well enough) hit me up here or @ameerkatofficial where I’ll actually be logged on, but yeah I’ve got too much going on in my real life to deal with anything here. goodbye.
Discord is ameerkatofficial #4717
text post sentence starters / original version here
“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”
“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”
“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”
“i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”
“attention: i need attention.”
“i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”
“drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”
“i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”
“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”
“i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”
“i don’t want to look ‘pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”
“i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”
“girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“
“i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”
“contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”
“this could be less hetero.”
“to be honest i just need a hug.”
“why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”
“this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”
“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”
“i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”
“i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”
“i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”
“i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”
“i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”
“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”
“i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”
“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”
“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”
“my kink is being right.”
“my kink is being home alone.”
“you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”
“i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”
“what about netflix and kill?”
“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”
“i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”
“why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”
“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”
“i’m small, queer and something to fear.”
“all this sadness is bad for my skin.”
“i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”
“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”
“she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”
“sorry for being awesome, loser.”
“is 'no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”
It’s Sinday! Send dirty anons for my muses to answer to!
last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!! 18!!!!!!!! you’re as young as my youngest siblings now I have to PROTECT you and the one guy was like 6 ft+ and he was like “no you have that wrong, I need to protect you girls” and I was like “okay yeah physically but I have to protect you emotionally” and he was like “oh okay yeah”
like 30 mins later he came back up to me like “I just realized it’s the same age difference between you and me as me and my baby sister and you’re right. you’re so right.”
ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ –
FIRSTS -
“Hey… Can we try something new?” “Is it going to hurt?” “Wait! I…I’ve never done this before.” “Just be still and relax…” “Er, am I doing this right?” “I’m not hurting you, am I?” “I want my first time to be with you.” “Oh my god, I’m so sorry- I didn’t mean to finish so early!” “Ah, I feel so embarrassed…”
PUBLIC AFFAIRS -
“Wow…you’re easy to rile up.” “Forget the bed…let’s do it right here.” “What if someone sees us?!” “Quiet down or they’ll hear us.” “Try to keep quiet…we wouldn’t want to get caught.” “Are you serious? Here? Now?” “We should do it somewhere else other than a bed tonight.” “Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here.” “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight.” “I wish I could control myself better around you, but when I see you, all I want to do is rip your clothes off and fuck you.”
PICK-UP LINES && SUGGESTIONS. -
“I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?” “What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!” “Don’t mind me, just enjoying the view.” “Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle.” “I think I could fall madly in bed with you.” “Can I put you on my to-do list?” “I can’t take my eyes off of you.“ “If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.” “Kiss the hell out of me. Please.” “You can stay but your clothes must go.” “I like my reflection a little more with you all over me.” “Does this feel good?” “Take a bath with me?” “Are you sure you want to do it in the shower- we could slip!” “Where do you think you’re going?” “And how are you going to make it up to me?” “My sexual preference is often.” “i got a new apartment, and i need someone to put clothes on the floor. “ “I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”
HOT && HEAVY -
“You make such adorable sounds.” “ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “ “S-Stop staring at me like that!” “So are we going to do this already or what?” “Stop teasing!” “do you know how bad i want you?” “you’re so sexy when you’re hot and bothered.” “Don’t cover your mouth…I like hearing you.” “Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.” “We’ve only got three minutes…let’s do this fast.” “get on your knees.” “oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~” “what’s my name?” “Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?” “I love seeing you covered in my marks…” “I love it when you leave your marks on me…” “don’t stop!” “Please. I need you. Now.” “i want you to fuck me.” “Should we use rope or handcuffs?” “beg for it.” “bend over.” “Let me hear you sing for me.” “you are already turned on ~?” “swallow it. all of it.”
MISC -
“ Come sit on my lap, love “ “ You look so gorgeous right now…” “ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to cum. “ “ Strip for me. Slowly. I want to savor every inch of you. “ “ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~” “ Mmm… do you like that? “ “Such a pretty sight, all tied up in ropes.” “I wore these panties just for you.” “You are mine, never forget that.” “Ah, ah. I didn’t say you could touch me.” “You’ll be glad to hear that I’m not wearing underwear today.” “You like how I bend over for you, huh?” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You wanna help me out of this?”
Inter-Lingual Love Sentence Starters
Feel free to change up any of the words, phrases, or languages!
Romance
“H-hi, u-uhm. Sorry, I’m not fluent. Are you…single?”
“How do you say ‘I love you’?”
“You should learn Japanese so we can talk bad about other couples while they’re around.”
“I learned how to say something in your language.”
“You’re bootyful–no! I meant beautiful!! Ugh, this is so embarrassing.”
“Hey, I heard that! What does ‘du er vakker’ mean?”
“I love your accent.”
Seduction
“I can speak French in between your legs.”
“How do you say ‘all night long’?”
“I don’t need to know your language. Just tell me your name so I know what to scream.”
“Talk dirty to me.”
“Ugh–talking is going nowhere. Just–*puts hand on butt* Clear enough?”
“*makes ‘o’ shape with fingers and then puts finger through*”
Funny
“In German, we don’t say ‘I love you’. We say ‘sterben’, and I think that’s beautiful.”
“Teach me all of the curse words.”
“You know what all of the Spanish girls want to hear? ‘Puta’. Just say that, and they’ll go wild.”
“I’m bi…lingual. Haha, just kidding! I’ll fuck anyone.”
“They should have taught us how to sext in my high school French class.”
Angry
“If I’d known that you speak English, then I wouldn’t have said those things!”
“I’m not exotic, fucker. Do I look like some kind of palm tree?”
“What do you mean I pronounce your name wrong?”
“What are you always mumbling under your breath?”
“I know they’re talking about me…can you tell me what they’re saying?”
baby: *incomprehensible babbling*
me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0
Passive aggressive office notes that are so funny that you can’t even be mad.
two word starters
“ please don’t ”
“ i’m sorry ”
“ trust me ”
“ fuck off ”
“ don’t go ”
“ please stay ”
“ i tried ”
“ you’re wrong ”
“ you’re right ”
“ i know ”
“ don’t run ”
“ go away ”
“ don’t stop ”
“ it’s hard ”
“ don’t cry ”
“ we can’t ”
“ calm down ”
“ i’m scared ”
“ make me ”
“ wanna bet ? ”
“ run away ”
“ don’t look ”
“ i promise ”
“ try harder ”
“ believe me ”
“ don’t move ”
“ you’re mean ”
“ i’m cold ”
“ you’re beautiful ”
“ hold me ”
“ let me ”
“ come here ”
“ shut up ”
“ fuck off ”
“ it’s complicated ”
“ you’re okay ”
“ wake up ! “
“ you’re on “
“ i’m pregnant “
“ you’re sick “
“ how long ? “
“ what happened ? “
“ stop it “
Ronald: hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy
Ronald: *Walks by a mirror*
Ronald: *Does finger guns at his own reflection*
Ronald: Niiiiiiiice
Ronald: *Continues walking*
Ronald: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
William, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don’t
Eric: Uh…hey, Ronnie, can I ask you a question?
Ronald: Yeah?
Eric: Why are we lying on the ground?
Ronald: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would think we’re chilling
These panels have always fascinated me. Usually in comics we don’t get close ups on peoples’ faces unless there’s some sort of deeper reaction we’re supposed to be seeing. Look at Ronald’s face, it’s a hard expression to place exactly, but it’s much different than any of the other faces he’s pulled during this arc. I don’t want to be That Guy, but does anyone else think Sebastian coughing up blood could be reminding Ron of something from his human life, possibly even his death?
Speaking of which, if Ronald - despite the neutral role he’s supposed to exercise as a shinigami - is a person who does have some morals (I think that disliking the idea of picking on the weak says a lot about him) shouldn’t he feel disgusted by Grell’s actions back in the Jack The Ripper Arc?
When Grell retorts to UT that shinigami aren’t supposed to interfere with human lives, Ronald is quick on jokingly snarking a bit at his mentor “You’re the one to say it, senpai?” so Ronald must have been aware of it to a certain extent and while at that moment he seemed to be joking mostly, what Grell did was basically that, exploiting a human being’s weakness.
Haven’t updated for a while ;w; So busy lately. I wish Nov comes quickly so I can be free.
not to be too millennial but
no money
no house
just avocado
