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[ i’m going to be over on @deviantiism, since i’ve been feeling much more muse for connor lately than caleb, and i should probably use my first blog anyway, lol.  feel free to follow me guys~ ]

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characters who crave affection but at the same time have no idea how to respond to actually receiving it due to the fact theyve rarely ever experienced it are my absolute favourite

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          Caleb finally wanders into the deviant stronghold after limping for a good distance, thirium dripping with each step and SOILING the pure white of his jacket.  He’d made a mistake, been shot on a case.  He needed HELP, and the closest place for aid was where Markus and the other deviants were holding up until the government decided what to do about offering them residency.  Caleb had been here before--Connor had brought him--but this time he was alone.

          Despite how much thirium he’d lost, he remained calm and composed, even if only on the surface.  He spots one of Markus’ companions and swiftly limps his way over to him.  “Do you still have any of the spare parts the state gave you?”

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uwu~~

          Caleb tries not to react, at least at first.  Quickly, however, he’s turning his head, checking to make sure no one else was looking before leaning over and PRESSING his lips to the corner of Connor’s mouth softly, then straightens up swiftly and acts as though nothing had happened.

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          Admittedly Caleb wasn’t entirely certain why he’d come to Jericho.  There was nothing for him here, he reasoned.  He wasn’t like the androids here, he lied.  Maybe he was just curious to see what the place was really like.  That lie was easier to accept as a truth than the much more honest idea that he wanted to learn more about deviancy, about what it was like to feel--about HIMSELF.  Things he would never admit to anyone, not even himself.

          It’s a bit awkward, the way he just stands there watching the deviants around him.  Although he tries to appear as cold and collected as always, he’s giving off an unwanted air of uncertainty.  He goes to move, a little overwhelmed and not paying attention, and backs into somebody.

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[ starter call! ]

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whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

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"i'm gonna start this off with a haiku: uh... son-ic the hedge-hog. you are the best game ever. it's... snow-ing on mount fuji."

                   “…I…don’t think that counts

         up to a haiku, Markus.

         But at least you tried.”

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"You see now I'm disappointed. I had high hopes."

          “High hopes for what, dare I ask?”

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“Guide to Troubled Birds” sentence meme

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ask-meme-addicts:

❝ The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math. ❞

❝ I preen for Satan. ❞

❝ I disembowel. It’s what I do. ❞

❝ He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give. ❞

❝ I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip. ❞

❝ I love you despite the warning signs. ❞

❝ I’m a dirty bird. ❞

❝ This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment. ❞

❝ I’m three ounces of whoop-ass. ❞

❝ Dealing with you is like herding cats. ❞

❝ My mating dance is mostly seizures. ❞

❝ This jackassery will not stand! ❞

❝ I’ve been through hell and come out singing. ❞

❝ Your love has made me a drunk. ❞

❝ I’m not majestic on weekends. ❞

❝ God can’t help you now. ❞

❝ That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense. ❞

❝ I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it. ❞

❝ He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking. ❞

❝ This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real. ❞

❝ Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head. ❞

❝ My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage. ❞

❝ I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place. ❞

❝ I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time. ❞

❝ I’m addicted to shiny things. ❞

❝ The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity. ❞

❝ My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off. ❞

❝ Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it. ❞

❝ The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret. ❞

❝ Foie gras this, motherfucker! ❞

❝ The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders. ❞

❝ Unicorn of love, impale me! ❞

❝ Oh. You’re an artist. ❞

❝ I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left. ❞

❝ As always, all I should’ve said was, “I love you.” ❞

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"So I heard you want me to drive you up the wall ;)))"

          “I want you to stop being a living meme.

                                                 “My own prototype, for RA9′s sake...”

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he pouts and crosses his arms. "I might go to the park right now then."

          “That would be a much BETTER use of your time than these…memes, as the humans call them.”

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@scntbycyberlife replied to your post: "I'm a friendly person that likes to make...

//k i n k y

          “That does it, get on top of the fridge.”

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"I'm a friendly person that likes to make friends."

          “You’re about to be grounded, is what you are.  I don’t care if I’m technically the younger model, I’ll take your coin away and put a SHOCK COLLAR on you if you even step within five feet of Sumo or the dog park.

                             “We do not speak of dark times.”

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-whispers sensually into his ear- 'maybe fall in love?'

          His LED suddenly processes yellow at an alarming rate, shoulders pulling tight and legs stiffening underneath him.  The discomfort is more visual than he would like, an oddly HUMAN reaction, and it leaves him questioning what emotions cause this both in humans and himself.  For certain, he had no idea what he was feeling.  But he knew he didn’t like it.

                   It was just a joke.  Nothing to get upset about.  Be a good little android and develop a sense of humor instead of cringing.

                                                                                                   “…ar…pee…?”

                             The most painful sound he’s ever made.

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[ caleb is still very much a new android, and wasn’t programmed to know much about mature matters aside from common knowledge, so he’s really naive at first when it comes to that sort of stuff, kind of like connor and his “you know where you can stick your instructions?” response.  he struggles at first to recognize when people are flirting with him, especially when they flirt dirty, and when he does finally realize what’s going on, he gets kind of sheepish, but only a bit.  later, though, as caleb grows into his emotions a bit more, he changes drastically.  if he ends up with a partner of some sort, you can bet your ass he downloads as many intimate guides as he can and watches a hella lot of videos -coughporncough- to learn from and better please his s/o.  even if he doesn’t have a s/o though, he still becomes lingo-savvy and even willing to flirt back if it’s someone he’s attached to.

tldr; caleb starts off extra-virgin, but ends up an intimate expert ]

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’ do you work for papa johns? cause you’re a fine pizza ass. ’

pretty dirty pickup lines

          “I’m not a pizza’s ass, Connor.  For starters, pizza is a food, and as such, is incapable of having an ass, and you know I have nothing in common with a pizza besides that fact.

                             “Perhaps you should run a DIAGNOSTIC.  You seem to be malfunctioning.”