Kiana Khansmith
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@brentendo
Welcome to a really rough comic about saying goodbye based on a quote by Griffin McElroy.
“When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful, poetic, and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair, but most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. ... And its [the note] two-word message offered no clies to her whereabouts, but simply a promise that was left unfulfilled: ‘Back soon’.”
-Griffin McElroy, Stolen Century ep. 66
You don't like tumpet? 🎺? bwaaa?
I think the silliness is spreading to my lungs
pongebob
In what possible way is this spongebob
can you just play with me here
normalize hand tattoos for people with boring, normal careers 2023
Very hot of her
a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.
this is literally all society needs to be
military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
[Id: tumblr tags which say “can someone explain the joke pleasie”.]
I got you! Marine corps is said like ‘Marine Core’- the hagfish, isopods, and crustaceans were just lookin for a dead body to eat and thought it was pronounced ‘Marine Corpse’
when I was very young my mother told me “they’re going to try and teach you that we came from monkeys but that’s not true and you shouldn’t listen to them because we were made from god” and she was my mom and I was like 7, so I pretty much just went “okay, noted, anyway”
anyway like 2 years later evolution comes up in class and one of my classmates goes “is this the we evolved from monkeys thing?”
and I’m on Red Alert. this is what my mom told me about!
the teacher replies, “well, we share a common ancestor, but we didn’t evolve directly from apes. if you go back way before apes or people existed, you’ll find a different third thing we both came from. we know this because of things like fossils”
and I was like whoo! dodged a bullet there, good thing my 4th grade science class isn’t trying to teach us we came from monkeys and instead figured stuff out using fossils and taught us that instead :)
Instructions Unclear, Ended Up Believing In Evolution Anyway
Does free will exist?
yeah
Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.
cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life
“rent lowering gunshots” this, “we can’t let them know we like it here” that, i think everyone is just having fun posting cringe
you, you get it.
Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?
Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.
When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.
I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.
I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.
Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.
She saw her moment and got glossed up for it
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