Anila The Great And Powerful

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[areyoudoingthis]

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

[justplainsalty]

The blog post is pretty great too.

[useless-americafacts]

I know a lot of Americans don’t know how to convert from Fahrenheit to Celsius so here’s a little cheat sheet.

[dazzmazing-dazz-deactivated2016]

This is also useful for European people who don’t know the Fahrenheit either.

[stirringwinds]

Europeans only? talk about the rest of the planet lol

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

I still think 40 is a miserable number to represent hot enough to cook an egg.

[kittensnax]

heres the socal scale

[glumshoe]

why is the SoCal scale so British?

[ad-wills]

[th3p0rtalmaker]

EXACTLY 👏🏻

[adventuretolkienlover]

MOOD.👏

[academic-vampire]

𝔭𝔦𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔟𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔰

[only-cat-memes]

[housegoblin]

love your friends, let your friends love you

[camelidae]

Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’, keep those ponies rollin’~

[mlerpwonders]

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

[mlerpwonders]

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

[peregreen]

well now you're just doing this on purpose

[mlerpwonders]

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

[mlerpwonders]

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

[mlerpwonders]

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

[paulgadzikowski]

now that's what i call a

gator aid

[awwnutbunnies]

Take a look at Gators Georg here.

[occasionalvirgin]

Right wing manipulation tactics explained

[notbecauseofvictories]

my sewing machine does exactly one thing, and yet every single time I try to sew something with it I feel like I've put my baby in the pelican's mouth. over and over again.

[notbecauseofvictories]

sewing Machine perfec t for sewing straight l/ines! machine very Accurate and Level lines so so straight so easy to use Sewing Machine. Sew Straight Lines with Sewing Machine. no problems ever in macchine because good Shape and Whir noise for fast fast lines. Asewing Machine yes a place for making straight lines sewing lines can trust sewing machina for giveing good love to fabric. friend sewing machine

[dear-ao3]

few nights ago i did something certifiably insane and applied to three graduate degree programs that (1) started out as a haha wouldn't it be funny if i did this joke 2 years ago (2) are halfway across the country and/or ocean and (3) i am not actually qualified for.

and now we wait.

[dear-ao3]

me, waiting for responses and also doubting myself at 12:30am: ok but what if i can’t do it, like, maybe i shouldnt have done this what if i can’t survive in this field

katya, who’s had enough of my shit and is also my biggest enabler: i think you might be stupid. kind regards. *slams bedroom door in my face*

[theprofessional-amateur]

Well played Merriam-Webster.

“There is artificial intelligence, and there is actual intelligence” 🎤🫳

[theprofessional-amateur]

[tedcruzisthezodiackiller]

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[dat-soldier]

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

[worm-on-a-blog]

hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

[not-mrs-cake]

He lives on my desk now at my Serious Adult Job and reminds me not to stress too much.

[worm-on-a-blog]

holy shit

[skreamingninja]

[autohaste]

If depression was a musical

[capacity]

This is a bop

[shatterpath]

It has been 84 years since this graced my dash.

[alsojetwolf]

This regularly pops into my head and it is always #mood.

[sundermunder]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

[jimmyhoffathecat]

[microwavedfurby]

I needed to draw the crinkly thing...