Hello, hello dear readers, and welcome to my headcanon and shortfic masterlist & guidelines ! Here, you’ll basically find the list of all the fandoms I write for and everything I’ve written for it. At least, every headcanons and ridiculously short fics. + some guidelines about what I do and don’t write about. (sorry for the eventual mistakes, english is not my first langage.)
Just so you are aware, I can write:
-platonic headcanons
-family headcanons
-romantic headcanons
-scenarios
-my or my friends OC x canon
-lots and lots of OC content in general lmao
- some x readers (gender neutral)
-fluff,hurt/comfort, angst and maybe some whump(?)
- domestic content, though definitely not often.
-religious themes, mostly about fictional religions but if I do real ones, it will mostly be abt christianity because I’m a christian myself and don’t think I know enough about others to feel comfortable writing about it explicitely.
-Some AUs (Swap AUs of multiple kind, grown!AU, Kid!AU etc…)
-some crack content, cus why not.
- some ships content, but only the ones I personally enjoy.
-whatever comes to my mind honestly, I have yet to know how many things I can write.
You certainly can request some things if you’d like, but do not expect me to actually do them, and especially not quickly. I’m a snail when it comes to writing and can’t force myself to produce anything if i’m not totally excited about the idea you gave in the first place. Do not take it personally, i’m sure yall have very good ideas, I’m just a struggler.
Now, for what I do NOT write about and never will:
-explicit NSFW content, such as smut (or lemon as we called it back in the days lmao) or anything close in headcanons. I do not feel comfortable reading it, so I’ll probably won’t be able to produce anything good anyways !
-anything endorsing, similar to, or depicting pornography in a positive light. Fxck this industry (the only thing i’d call an exception is if I’m writing in a first person POV and the character i’m writing about is someone who thinks porn is cool.)
-Yandere, noncon and anything glamourizing, sexualising and/or romanticizing sexual abuse of any type, or just abuse in general. Even if I mention any serious topic in my work, i’d do my best to take it seriously and show how it can affects someone’s mental state.
-on the note of serious topics, I will NOT write any x reader headcanons about characters reacting to Y/N getting sexually assaulted, raped, beaten up, or abused explictely in any way. I totally can understand that these might bring comfort to some people, but I do not feel like I have the right to do it and feel deeply uncomfortable about it, please respect that.
-anything endorsing pro/dark shipping and all that crap, such as incest, pedophilia, ephebophilia, zoophilia and all of those disgusting things.
-depictions of drugs (yes, even alcohol) in a positive/cool light. Just as I said about porn, the only exception is if i’m writing first POV content and the character has a positive view about it. Though do not fret, dear readers, I will try my best do not demonize it either.
-Might look obvious but i’d rather say it, I will not promote any hateful ideologies such as sexism, lgbtq+phobia, racism, xenophobia, islamophobia, antisemitsm, any 100 % anti religious discourse, ableism, psychophobia and such. If ever depicted in my work, it’ll be to criticize/make fun of it, not endorse it.
I think i’m done with the guidelines ! Time for the masterlist now !!!
Please may I have Dandadan platonic headcanons of what it would be like Realistically for Jiji Enjoji to be a elder brother to a younger sister age 5 and exactly like Anya from Spy X Family with her abilities. Apparently the birth of the Enjoji sister was a unexpected surprise but a welcome one nevertheless back then for his parents. She didn't nearly commit suicide because of the Cursed House but she did have nightmares..she refused to sleep alone without Jiji..that was how bad it got. She ended up crying most nights due to nightmares about Evil Eye..sleeping very poorly had a negative impact on her. She did not warm up to Evil Eye immediately due to being scared of him, Evil Eye had actually made her cry once and she refused to go near him for hours, Momo wasn't impressed. She can see Yokai since the Evil Eye incident...
https://youtu.be/Axm18j2k9Do?is=nPCU-aZifu00Hivo (Enjoji sister ost when she's crying)
Relationships:
Okarun's relationship with her
Momo Ayase's relationship with her
Aira Shiratori's relationship with her
Sekio Ayase's relationship with her
Vamola's relationship with her
Unji Zuma's relationship with her
Kinta's relationship with her
Turbo Granny's relationship with her
*If that's okay*
Thanks for your request, Before I start I just want you to know that the idea is actually so peak. Jiji being a big brother is SUCH a neat concept and absolutely adorable too!! Also don't worry there's no need to give this many details in ur ask, just the basic context + a few specific things you want me to mention in my writing is fine.
I do apologize for any grammatical mistakes or stuff, english is not my first language and i wrote it very late lmao, enjoy the headcanon and sorry for the time it took !
-First thing first, I think Jiji was very happy when he learned his parents were going to have another kid. Though he definitely made jokes about their age and the fact there was quite the big age difference between the sibling and him.
-He was overwhelmed with joy when the baby was born, the idea of being an older brother made him insanely happy. I think he liked the idea of having someone to protect and that would ask him for advices out of anyone in the world.
-About the nightmares, I think under normal circumstances, Jiji would have been very understanding and sweet with his baby siblings regarding nightmares and stuff, allowing the lil kid to sleep in his bed and hug him like a teddybear if needed. But his mental state was terrible bc of the cursed house and I think he did act a little harsh with his sibling once or twice. He apologized about it since then though and still do to this day bc he can't bear the thought of upsetting his little sis lol
-It makes sense that she did not warm up to evil eye even after he basically became a very angry toddler, and I think he probably struggled to accept her existence too. I kinda see Evil Eye as a lil possessive over Jiji, in a "he's my big brother not yours !!" way. He even scared her on purpose in order to have more attention from Jiji. Eventually, Jiji managed to scold him somehow and helped the two to AT LEAST get along a little bit. They still have far to go before they become besties though.
When the Enjoji family realized the youngest child had telepathic powers, they were shocked, surprised but also insanely curious. I think Jiji definitely took her to the Ayase house and asked a bunch of questions to Seiko about those powers, eventually leading to some kind of child-safe spiritual training !
Relationships with canon characters under the bar
Okarun:
Okarun probably feels awkward around young children, it's not that he dislikes them or anything, it's just that he does not know how to act around them-? He already struggles around people his age, so a toddler is basically an impossible task ! What can he talk about with such a young person ? Could they even understand or get interested in the occult like he is ? Will he manage to be entertaining enough for a child to enjoy his company ?
Okarun is so stressed when the child is around lemme tell you lmao, Jiji has to calm him down everytime, and when it's done, lil sister, Okarun and himself play football together sometimes.
Momo:
Momo does not feel particularly good or bad toward the kid at first, it's just a child who happens to be Jiji's sibling ! She acts pretty chill when talking to her and I think she treats her kinda like she would treat anyone else -without forgetting that it's a young child of course-
I think she probably would try to make her a Ken Takakura fan because "You need high standards so men won't treat you like crap in the future !!" In the end, Momo kinda sees herself as a role model for the child, so she tries not to curse in front of her and is very protective of her too.
Aira:
I think Aira was the quickest one to warm up to the child, as we can see in the manga and anime that she absolutely loves children with the way she treats Chiquitita and stuff. She definitely made fun of Jiji because to her, there was no way such a "lobster looking himbo" could have such an adorable and sweet sibling !
She likes hanging out with Jiji's sibling, probably bought her a lot of clothings or maybe gave her her childhood ones if Jiji and their parents were ok with it. I totally can see her playing tea party with the kid too ! Definitelly gives her a cute nickname like "little princess" or something similar.
Seiko:
As I already mentionned, Seiko acts kinda like a mentor towards Jiji's sister. But in a mostly toddler appropriate way, though I totally think Seiko' does not give a single crap about bad words in front of youngsters in general, I do think she tries to pay attention around her specifically because that's Jiji's sister.
Was kinda surprised upon learning the kid had telepathic powers, and also kinda not bc "we already have one genius and now there's another one, it runs in the family, right Jiji ?".
I think she feeds her lots and lots of food, bc what's a granny if not the reason we eat too much eh/j, she also let's her play with Momo's old toys.
Vamola:
Vamo was kinda confused when meeting her for the first time. She thought Jiji was her father and was surprised because nobody seems to take issue with this when Jiji seemed to be so young. For a very short while she assumed it was a normal thing for humans, but at some point the others figured out her mistake and explained Jiji's relationship to the kid to her. Since then she became more understanding of the situation. Other than that, I think Vamola plays a lot of games with the girl and tries to teach her things sometimes, both Vamola and the child learn a lot from each-other I think. Vamola learns about humanity, especially human toddlers and their perception of the world, and the kiddo learns some things about Vamola's culture, even some of her language eventually. They get along very well !
PS; it's not that Vamola didnt know siblings existed, I think it's just that she was surprised that Jiji took his sibling with him to Seiko's house instead of the parents.
Unji:
much like Aira, he warmed up to the child pretty quickly actually. But unlike the pink-haired teenage girl, Unji didn't show it at first, first of all because I think he tends to be a lil bit uncomfortable with young children since his brother's death. Despite being very fond of them and good at taking care of them. Second bc he and Jiji kind of dislike each-other so he doesnt want to be on too friendly terms with "toxic boy"'s little sis yk ? He thinks it would be a little disrespectful toward him if the kid ends up wanting to have him around when Jin and him arent really sympathico, and Unji does not want to be a disrespectful guy. When they finally become buds though, he's the sweetest guy ever, he shows her cool tricks he knows, teach her how to defend herself agaisnt bullies also and is very protective, kinda like Momo.
Kinta:
I honestly don't think Kinta cares all that much about children, it's not that he hates them or anything but he does not like them very much either. mostly because he's scared of how brutally honest kids can be sometimes, but also because he's a little envious of how they are allowed to be louder and more expressive of their interests.
He does not like having the "pretty boy" little sisters around at first, he even uses her as an excuse for when he's losing games agaisnt Jiji, saying she's distracting him from the game bc she keeps yapping about her toys or whatever. But he ends up getting used to her presence and even talks to her about some anime shows she watches from time to time. Out of politeness but also because he does not want a 5 yrs old to think the things she loves are boring and crappy. Overhaul he's alright w her around but that's about it.
Turbo Granny:
Ha, our sweet Turbo granny lmaooo. I think she wouldnt give a single crap about the poor child at first, at least it would look like it. She'd ignore the child if she asks for her attention and tell her to go look for someone else to play with and straight up pretend to be asleep if the kid refuses to give up. But she'd still be as secretly protective and caring towards her as she is with the rest of the dan da gang. I think she knew from the start about the kids power and made fun of the others when they realized lmaoooo.
Characters: every character I can think of and have ideas for, except for Takemichi, Hakkai and Yuzuha bc we already know theirs.
Naoto: He has Hinata doing a ridiculous face bc he took her by surprise has a background for a while then changes for something cool and related to the occult he found
Atsushi: A pic of him and his bros just like Takemichi has !
Takuya: a pic of Takemichi playing Kendama and failing miserably
Yamagichi: A silly meme he would've made himself.
Makoto: probably a pic he took out of an adult magazine knowing him-
Mikey: a pic with his bros, or a motorbike !
Draken: He would've put Emma as a background but he ended up chickening out of it bc he thought it would be weird and instead he has a cool motorbike.
Baji: a pic with the Toman !
Chifuyu: he has a picture of Peke J! :D
Mitsuya: either his little sisters or maybe the drawing he did a while back that inspired his and Drakens tattoo.
Pachin: his doggy !!!
Peyan: I feel like he would have Pachin with a ridiculous expression as a phone background.
Smiley: maybe a comic book related one, or something he thinks will make him looks cool.
Taiju: Picture the whitest of white Jesus you can think of, that's his phone wallpaper imo.
Ran: a pic of him and Rindou, on which Rindou looks absolutely ridiculous-
Rindou: Anything he finds aesthetic, I feel like he would change it a lot.
Kisaki: Hinata/j, more seriously I think he'd have a very badass and edgy one to make himself looks cool.
Hanma: Himself doing a duckface. I don't know why I think that but I do.
Shinichiro: he would've had the default one
Takeomi: he has a random pic he thought
Benkei: probably a pic of himself doing sports or smth, ig?
Kokonoi: eh, either a picture of Akane (save me from that guy) or maybe a pretty tarot related pic !
South: Something surprisingly cutesy I think ! Like a very cute kitten or a plushie.
-Baji is dyslexic, I will die on that hill, and you will take the headcanon out of my cold dead hands. I have no idea if anyone else here shares that headcanon or not but. But hear me out-
- Hanma is probably arospec somehow, though he'd go unlabeled because he wouldn't know what label would suit him and wouldn't care all that much abt the right words. Though I still believe he probably could date, it's just something that he never thinks about, and I don't think he feels romantic attraction in the traditional sense, at least not often.
- South definitely would have been a theater kid if he was given the opportunity to. I also think he LOVES musicals a lot, + he feels like he would enjoy ballet and opera. I think his favorite musicals would be the Phantom Of the Opera, Grease (the movie, not the original) and maybe Roméo et Juliette.
-Another one abt South, I think he didn't speak japanese fluently when he arrived at 14, he probably knew a few things he remembered from when he was very little somehow but he still had to learn a lot. He never had a big accent though in my opinion.
-Takemichi would love Lilo and Stitch I feel, I think he cries every time he watches the movie and Hina comforts him if she's with him, lil sweetheart ❤️
-If Hakkai had a crush on Mitsuya at some point, he probably wouldn't know until like, years later in my opinion. Imagine him talking to his future kids about crushes and stuff and somehow it clicks, and he goes "'oh kids, my first love was NOT your mother-"
-Aaaand another one about my beautiful blorboy Hakkai Shiba. You CANNOT convince me that this boy is not the type to sing love songs/break up songs insanely loudly in his room or in the shower when he has a crush. I'm sure Yuzuha is very amused by it most of the time though she wishes he would shut the f up too.
-Wakasa lives off his poor mother who has to wash his dirty ass underwear while he's out there beating up high-schoolers. Except in the last timeline in which he's living with Benkei (because his mom kicked his ass out/hj)
I finished a Don't Eat The Cashier fanart, it's.. A younger David, I guess ? I thought about his youth during class and had to do something with that thought bc I it was driving me mad/neg
CW: he's very very bruised and also there's (unrealistic) blood. My poor baby-
