Guy’s template to effective Tumblr dialogue.
You busy? Busy doing what?
What keeps all you women so busy?
Hey, me again. You remember me. I’m one of the few men on Tumblr.
Here’s my dick with a soda can next to it for comparison. Feeling thirsty?
You’re super attractive for a woman your age.
Okay, if you won’t tell me that…where don’t you live then? I’ll list off all the places in the world and you can just answer yes or no.
Where does your husband live?
Does your husband or boyfriend know ur on here? Can you PM me nudes of your husband?
What’s your favorite vegetable to masturbate with?
Here’s my dick next to various vegetables for comparison.
Wanna Myspace chat all day and all night except for when I’m personally too busy?
Mind answering questions you already answer in your description?
Do you like smokers? Does meth turn you on? Can I borrow some milk? My mom ran out of milk. I’m eating dry Lucky Charms.
My mom is proofreading all my chat messages for me.
Feel free to PM your feet.
Here’s a picture of my dick next to my feet for comparison.
You look a lot like my sister.
Here’s my address. Are we close? Do you have KIK? Don’t you like questions?
Will you marry me? Will you divorce your husband and PM me your dick?
What’s your preference: unsolicited dick pics, or unsolicited dick close-ups?
Do I really have to read your whole description?
Do you like married men? What happens if you give a mouse a cookie?
Do you like green eggs and ham? How about green eggs and ham on KIK?
Oops, I forgot to mention that this is what *not* to do! Hope you read to the end 😬 😂
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