Humpty Dumpty Has to put himself back together again And I am the last piece
Stranger Things

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
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Humpty Dumpty Has to put himself back together again And I am the last piece
Humpty Dumpty Has to put himself back together again And I am the last piece
Royalty AU starters
"You can't leave the castle walls! It's unsafe for you!"
"I don't want to be coped up here for the rest of my life!"
"Your majesty, the King told me not to allow you to go out today,"
"Have you seen the Princess? She's enchanting."
"Have you seen the Prince? He's so dapper."
"Being a Royal is so boring! You gotta follow all of these rules."
"Are you coming to the Royal Ball this evening?"
"Royal Balls are so lame, all I do is stand there while people flirt the hell out of me."
"Your Majesty! The enemy Kingdom is invading we must get you to safety!"
"WHAT?! I'm not going to marry a person I've never met before!"
"There's no way I'm marrying him/her! I don't care if it's for the good of our Kingdom!
"How does it feel to have a normal life? A life without people catering to your every will?"
"Princesses/Princes shouldn't be alone with their bodyguards...who knows what might happen?"
"It's dangerous for a Royal to be walking around alone."
Once Sam had left, Thranduil made his way to the cafeteria where tables were being filled with the kids that would be with them for a few months. There was most of the counsellors as well that stood around, talking to some of the kids an among themselves. Jumping a bit at the voice, he quickly turned and smiled at him. “ And hello to you too. I’m guessing you found the cabin alright? ”
“Yeah, probably would have ended up going to the other end of Camp if it wasn’t for you.” Sam chuckled, looking around the cafeteria with a grin. This was bound to be a fun summer annd now he was just anxious to meet the group he’d be assigned with.
“How long have you been doing this for?” He asked curiously, slipping his hands inside his jeans.
The Morning After Sentence Starters
"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"
"Do you remember anything from last night?"
"Why are you in my bed?"
"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."
"So.. Was it good?"
"Who topped?"
"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."
"I should go."
"This didn't mean anything."
"We shouldn't have done this..."
"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"
"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"
"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."
"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."
"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"
"This stays between us."
"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."
"Are you sneaking out on me?"
"So, how much for last night?"
"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"
"Don't answer it!"
"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"
"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."
"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"
My muse is dead. Tell me how yours is dealing with it.
I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time
this post just changed my whole life
Cards Against Humanity
my laptops decided to be dumb, so here is the new link http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=101 password is still ‘samandriel’
“I did uproot their King and torture a few hundred of them. Turns out, demons aren’t as resilient as they were before. I mean, come on, I tortured Lilith for years and she LOVED it,” the Devil replied, following Sam’s trail to the bedroom. At the question, his lips pursed together in frustration. “Oh, yeah, definitely. In the Cage, there was a shooting range and a duffel full of unlimited ammo,” he retorted, handing back the gun and wielding the knife, “Now this, I’m more accustomed to.” Of course, his reflexes would be unbearably slower than they had been as an archangel, but training had been an essential part of Heaven 101. “Isn’t this Bunker demon-proof?” he questioned, glancing at the dozens of sigils that outlined nearly every wall - most of them were outdated, but they’d do in warding away the majority of the lower-ranking demons. Closing the door of Sam’s bedroom, an idea struck him - and a second later, the blade had pressed against the palm of his hand, drawing out crimson blood. He flinched at the strange amount of pain it elicited, before dipping his fingers into the paint and beginning to add on to the symbols decorating the solid door. “You all need an update on sigils. That one over there is for marazans, which are long extinct.”
“Yeah, but honestly? Lilith was a thousand way screwed up.” At least while Lucifer was human he wasn’t afraid to say those things out loud, the worry would come after he went back to normal. “Hey, you were inside me, I would have thought that you’d have at the very least learned or soaked up some knowledge. Or are you still in your high cloud of ‘I am the Devil I don’t need to worry about these human things.’.” He rolled his eyes and put the gun back in the duffel. He watched, a little surprised as Lucifer cut up his hand started drawing sigils on the door. Cound on Lucifer to know more blood sigils against demons. “Well I am sorry I don’t have the time to look through everything they put out on these walls.”
Sam lets out a sigh of defeat and pulls out Ruby’s knive. “I can help, tell me what you’re doing.”
“ Oh I’m sure you can. Just give it some time and you will find it comes quite easily. ” Thranduil stated with nod. “ And so do we–Of course. Go settle in and- ” He paused to look at his watch then and back up at the other. “ Meet us in the cafeteria. The kids will be there as well as the rest of the counsellors. ” Thranduil then moved to walk away but stopped as he almost forgot. “ I forgot to tell you, you’re in my cabin. Number 1 on the right. ”
“I guess we’ll be seeing a lot more of each other.” Sam chuckled, nodding. “I’ll see you in the cafeteria then.”
Sam smiled at the other and headed off to the cabins, and when he finally found the one Thranduil mentioned he grinned. He left his stuff inside and headed back out, finding the cafeteria with some troubles but finding it nonetheless. Sam spotted the other man and wandered over to him. “Hello stranger.” He chimed, creeping up behing Thranduil.
There is no one but me in my German class guys My teacher walked out too ;-; I am Obamaself
1x18 | Something Wicked
I have way too many feelings about Sam’s purple dog shirt.
“Did you bite me?!”
Gabriel’s tongue glided over the rough irritated patch of skin, a soft hum leaving his lips as he fawned over the mark he left on the hunters neck. Gabriel pressed himself closer to the other, a soft coo leaving his lips as he lips ghosted over the swollen mark to comfort it. The angel’s wings snapped to attention behind him, blocking out the already dull lights of the motel room. Gabriel’s eyes quickly drifted open, his mind slowly coming back to him as he realized just what it was he was doing. Gabriel sat back on his heels, a weak smirk forming on his lips.
“I uh, I suppose I did, hey you can’t blame a guy for breaking, you are a prized omega.”
“Hunters got claws.” Gabriel muttered softly to himself. “Look, I know I should have given you some kind of warning before I did it, but I wasn’t really thinking when I did it, it just kinda happened.” Gabriel muttered softly, biting his lower lip. “You should count yourself lucky I willed myself to pull away because I don’t think I was planning on stopping at one.” He stated, leaning down to press a soft kiss to the mark. The Angel leaned I to the others touch, a soft sigh leaving his lips. Lord look at what he did to him, the proud and cocky trickster brought to his knees at even a side glance from the hunter. He was weak, he wanted to do nothing more than to spoil the hunter, to give him everything and more. “I just.. Moment of truth here. I have a hard time believing an omega like you would want to waste your time with me, I mean I’m sure there are better options.”
Gabriel hissed, recoiling from the sharp nip the omega passed off to him. “Noted. I’ll keep it in mind.”
“Hey-” Sam said softly, framing the angel’s face delicately in his hands, looking up at him with a small grin. “I grew up sorrounded by Alphas, I know how it is. And I am really just happy that I didn’t bleed. I uh- had a friend who bled pretty bad after his alpha bit him. True, it’s not what I dreamed of when I was younger and found out I was an omega. But at least if I am doomed to be tied to someone- I am happy it is to you. Despite all the bullshit I tell Dean to get him off our backs, I do love you. There are no better options Gabe, you’re.. you’re my golden dream. And don’t- don’t get after me for how cheesy that just sounded.” He laughed.
Sam started running a hand through Gabriel’s hair, brushing it away from his fae, the smile never leaving his face. Wouldn’t this be fun to explain to Dean later? The archangel that was only supposed to stay for a while, now hopefully, staying forever. ”But ya know... If you did want to make it a few more times, I wouldn’t complain.”
Adorable Ned!
Despite all of my brokenness My heart still has an openness.
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