As human as can be

Welcome, random being :)

[mongol-tale]

OI

[kaijuno]

Cursed

[anemonequeen-moved]

[admiralrainbow]

everything is never as it seems

[mandalorianreynolds]

OP, I admire your commitment.

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Moodboard

[captin-owl]

image how much better if everyone, adults, teens, younger kids, all got recess. like if everyone got 45 minutes to an hour to just play around outside, do fun things, be “childish” and things

[captin-owl]

like my post you cowards, imagine it!

[allbeesarelesbians]

a judge: the court will now take a recess

all the lawyers: [scramble to put on sneakers and get to the playground first]

[onewingedangels]

Cyberpunk 2077 | CHARACTER CREATION SYSTEM

In Night City, looks are everything.

[killadelphia]

[1dietcokeinacan]

Me n the mutuals having a quiet night in

[slaydrienne8]

life is so good y’all. you may be in a rough patch right now but I promise you that one day you’ll wake up and, for no reason at all, you’ll feel lighter. the pain will fade and you will find peace again.

[ruinedchildhood]

[witapepsi-deactivated20230217]

[j-fouur-deactivated20210120]

life became so much simpler when i decided to just let people misunderstand me

[haught-n-cold-gay]

every time I watch any Starkid musical again:

Fuck this is the best musical EVER

[susiephone]

why you should watch twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier

it’s a musical

it’s by the same people who did a very potter musical, so you know it’s good

it’s available for free on youtube, and the soundtrack isn’t very expensive, either

it gives the wicked treatment to jafar from aladdin 

(or ja’far, to get around copyright issues)

(actually a lot of the ways they get around copyright in this show are really funny)

“and may the rats ejaculate upon you”

the titular song literally gave me chills

“why is everyone in the kingdom white????”

really really good costuming and sets

TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER TIGER FUCKER

there’s a song called “orphaned at 33″ and it’s fucking hilarious

the guy who plays aladdin is amazingly charming yet punchable at the same time

DYLAN SAUNDERS

poking fun at a lot of disney’s urban legends

the bad guys are from the kingdom Pik-zhar

“what’s that name, everyone?” “TIGER FUCKER!” “no!”

a genuinely touching and compelling love story told over the course of one song

a subplot that manages to make a surprisingly well-put point about consent and sex =/= love

“all this for a loaf of bread” (just wait until you hear it….)

PRINCE ACHMED

“I noticed you weren’t at dinner, but I saw you try to poison my wine! Usually when you do that it means you want to talk, so what’s up, are you mad at me?”

please just watch it because in my opinion it deserves just as much attention as a very potter musical

[animedreamer]

Person: Broadway is the top tier of musical theater

Me, an intellectual: have you checked out Starkid's YouTube channel?

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[melvinzd]

Mind blown 😂

[eryn-n-g]

So pure and adorable

[b00bconnoisseur]

I watched this like 6 the times I never tire of his reaction

[surprisebitch]

[stability]

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

This is why I strongly advocate for an alien invasion movie but set in like 1142. The Anarchy is in full swing. 

it’d be so good. Everyone would map theological explanations of the aliens onto them. It’d be so much fun. 

Aliens: Take us to your leader.  Jocelyn, Peasant: All right. Um, which one? Are you for King Stephen or the Empress Maude?  Aliens: Um– Jocelyn: I recommend Empress Maude. King Stephen is a lying usurper.  Aliens: All right, Empress Maude. Take us to her.  Jocelyn: I always new God was on our side.  Aliens:  Jocelyn: You’re angels right? Come to bring us portends and tidings of the divine?  Aliens: Or to massacre you. Jocelyn: That makes sense. We’re very sinful. We deserve whatever punishment it is God has seen fit to bestow upon us.  Aliens:  Aliens:  Aliens: Wow.