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anglaised

hes like a little baby

#stop…………he is perfect

I can’t believe I’m only just discovering Waldemar Strempler…….his work is incredible

stremplerart

#Waldemar Strempler #art #collage

stremplerart

#Waldemar Strempler #art #collage #mixed media

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Luigi pleading guilty?????? Mamma mia say it isn’t so

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He pleaded guilty

#I get why he did it. it’s a strategy #bc it creates a double jeopardy situation #which means he can’t get tried again in state court #the federal case got the murder charges thrown out. but not the state case #so if he pleads guilty here he can’t be tried by the state. which if convicted on murder will likely carry death penalty #or at least that’s what his lawyers will try to argue #but still. I am sad abt it

My so sweets honeybee

moishe-pipick

The Lady of The Sun - Albrecht Dürer (1498)

#Albrecht Dürer #art #painting

stremplerart

#Waldemar Strempler #art #collage #mixed media

Filling out an onboarding form for a potential new client and there’s a question that asks for our “Tax ID Type (TIN, SSN or ITIN)” which is making me lose my mind. Of course what they actually meant was “Tax ID Type (EIN, SSN OR ITIN)”—bc TIN doesn’t refer to a specific type of tax ID, it’s a general/umbrella term that is literally synonymous with the term “Tax ID.” EIN, SSN, and ITIN are the three types of TIN one can have. This company is extremely extremely well known and considered quite reputable…..it’s nuts how many times I’ve seen these sorts of careless errors on official forms from high-status businesses/organizations like this. None of them give a shit

#yet all of them have VERY SPECIFIC bureaucratic procedures that if not followed to the letter #will result in like this big huge issue

I swear to god if this laptop is not at the specific FedEx location I was promised it would be when our new employee gets there (at the time that the customer service person said he should get there) I will be going full postal idgaf I want it all burned to the ground

#I already have a plan for what I’m gonna say to customer service #if I have to call them again tomorrow bc the laptop wasn’t at the pickup location #I’m going to very kindly and politely tell the first person who answers the phone #that they do not get paid enough to experience the wrath I’m about to unleash #and they don’t deserve to be subjected to this bc I know they didn’t do anything wrong #so please connect me as far up the line of decision making as possible #manager manager’s manager just as high as u can go #I have legit NEVER asked to speak to a manager before in my life #this is the first time I’ve determined it would actually 100% be warranted #for context FedEx attempted to deliver this pkg to the employee’s house 4 SEPARATE TIMES #yesterday I called customer support and they promised it would be at a specific location today & he could pick it up whenever #…….guess what! it is currently on a fucking delivery truck.#bc the customer service person never actually made the necessary arrangements #person I got today swore UP AND DOWN that he will be able to pick it up once the delivery driver is done w his run #so 6pm. the employee is also going on vacation out of the country on Saturday.#THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERED A WEEK AGO

medievalanchoress

The Creator (Der Schöpfer) by Paul Klee, 1934. Oil on canvas, 16 x 21 inches. Zentrum Paul Klee, Bern.

#Paul Klee #art #painting

The way I write work emails in the most millennial coded way possible lmfaooo. Tbh I’m pretty enchanted by the sign off tho like I kind of killed it w that one . I’ll be here all week folks

#dealing w FedEx has brought me to the fucking BRINK #I just had a 1:1 call w this guy (he’s a new employee) a couple days ago to do his I-9 verification #so he knows that I’m bald.

Luigi pleading guilty?????? Mamma mia say it isn’t so

#I think it’s just ‘reportedly’ for now #but still. luigiiiiii

urie

your favorite hobby is fetishizing male same sex attraction and pretending straight men are fucking each other + philadelphia is ass

i also like to cook

advanced-passenger-train

Go Birds

urie

Go Birds

#go birds

sexybritishllama

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

I started getting this specific tumblr ad today and for some reason every time I see it I am immediately filled with such an intense blind rage that my fight or flight response kicks in. like I want to murder this AI generated man I want him to suffer immeasurably at my hands

#why does he look so angry and incredulous. it pisses me off so hard lmfao

gatheringbones

csa survivors who grow up to predate on children aren’t automatically acting out their tragic damage like robots they’re making active choices to turn what they derive from children into resources for identity and sexual gratification and social power…..

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