an incomplete list of actual canon characters that exist in the one piece universe
a skeleton with an afro. this is abnormal even within the context of the world
a three-headed judge who is actually three different oddly proportioned men huddled together because they’re best buds
a reindeer who gained the powers of a human
a 139 year old woman who looks and moves like she’s twenty (aside from her wrinkly face)
a man who fights by shooting ramen noodles out of his nose
a starfish who runs a fashion company
a pink and purple polka-dotted horse-owl
a guy whose power is to vore others
a sword that turns into an elephant
a ball-shaped man with a zipper for his mouth who cannot keep a secret to save his life
a pirate crew made up entirely of fanboys for the main characters
a giant pufferfish dude??? who fights a kraken??? idk man who even knows
a woman who. accidentally ate her friends??? oops??
a man who regularly tries to kill himself but fails because he’s too fucking strong to die
a man who regularly forgot to open his eyes. and mouth. and to breathe. and basically do anything
a cyborg fueled by cola who exclusively wears speedos and unbuttoned touristy shirts with light up nipples and more equally weird features
one of the most dangerous villains to date is a man in a pink feather boa and capris
an excessively macho man who dresses up like his dead baby son to make his brain damaged wife smile
a gun that turns into a dog
there’s a bunch of centaurs but like. one of them has an alligator for the bottom half? there’s a leopard in there too or smthn?
a swordsman who fights with three swords, one in his mouth. no one finds this odd
idk man one piece is weird
(thanks to @asexualzoro for help on a couple of these) (luffy) (zoro)
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