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"I laughed so hard I died to death"- you reading this blog

[emedemabri]

[anna-beth-blog1]

Holy shit

[stupidlifehacks]

Life Hack #3

Add a touch of magic to your cold by putting glitter in your mouth before you sneeze.

[anna-beth-blog1]

Love it

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Life Hack #11

Need to whip up a dessert in a hurry? Dump a bag of Oreos on the floor and eat them off the floor like an animal you piece of shit.

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Life Hack #15

Find out your DJ name by putting the letters “DJ” in front of your name.

[anna-beth-blog1]

DJ-ango unchained

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Life Hack #19

Tired of water boiling over? Put a wooden spoon over the pot. It will still boil over, but now you have a hot wet spoon.

[stupidlifehacks]

Life Hack #17

When using a urinal, pull your pants all the way down to ensure no one uses the urinal next to you.

[dutchster]

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

[anna-beth-blog1]

"Roll credits" -*ding*

[makeuphall]

IG: thedisneylandprincess

[anna-beth-blog1]

Love it

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not sure if my mother knows what this means

[heeyy-its-aj]

I physically cannot breathe

[sparklealilbrighterdarlin]

“Ombré perfection from @depechegurl using two of our NEW Liquid Suede Cream Lipsticks in ‘Little Denim Dress’ and 'Respect the Pink’ along with our Jumbo Eye Pencil in 'Milk’ 💙💞 || #nyxcosmetics” by @nyxcosmetics on Instagram http://ift.tt/27BcyAL

[lol-coaster]

5 Piece Climbing Sculpture Wall Art

1 DAY OR SAME DAY SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS ON WEEK DAYS!! This listing is for 1 set of 5 pcs of Climbing man with backpack wall art home decor in CHOCO DARK colour.

[anna-beth-blog1]

I thought they were pooping...

[datonemanarmy]

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Me

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I wonder if our pets ever think “Oooooo my human is SOOOO cute”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Beatboxers must be really good at demonstrating the noise their car has been making when they bring it to a mechanic.

[anna-beth-blog1]

Ohhhhhh my god! I read "car" as "cat" and let me tell you it was an interesting 11 seconds

[anna-beth-blog1]

How to puss off your friends part 4

When they ask the time, tell them in quarter hours. For example if it's 5:15 "What time is it?" -"11 quarters to 8"

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How to piss off your friends part 3

Ask them "On a scale of 1 to 10, what time is it?"