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@annabelleswood
Anyone wanna trade secrets and stories?
Well, hiding is the wrong word. I’ve been trying to get out and about, but then I get busy with sickness or schoolwork. You know how that goes, right?
Sickness? Merlin Bertha you're not gonna infect me with something are you? I mean who else will lead the team to victory if I come down with an illness?
Anyone wanna trade secrets and stories?
I’m bored of doing school work and would like some interesting conversation.
Not sure I've got many secrets for you love, but I'm all ears for some stories! Where have you been hiding?
Tell me, did your favourite captain miss anything interesting?
Only when you beat Malfoy. And the younger Black creature. -laughs- If you beat us Lions, I can’t say you’re my favorite out of house pride!
But no… Sadly I couldn’t find Molly. She must have holed herself up in the library again, not to mention I had to do rounds on Valentine’s Day, which was pretty shitty. Had to break up so many snogging couples.
Hey, I plan to wipe the floor with slytherin when we face them next. They cheated I swear on my broom that they did.
Wait are you really telling me you spent your Valentines cockblocking people instead of running to the library to get yourself some action? I'm shocked arthur! Shocked!
Tell me, did your favourite captain miss anything interesting?
-takes box with a confused look- What’s this for? And it’s got… hearts. Those are hearts, right? I think they are.
-opens box- LEMON SWEETS! They’re my favorite! Did you know that yellow is a lucky color, too?
Thanks, Belly! But did it have to have hearts? Least, I think they were hearts…
Valentines day dummy! did you not notice all the hearts and pink shit all over the castle? Or were you too busy looking for tiny animals?
Yellow? Yeah I remember you telling me, plus the fact you skip around in yellow quite alot was a huge clue.
But yes it did have to have hearts, purely so I could see your reaction.
Tell me, did your favourite captain miss anything interesting?
-hums- What would you have missed?
OH NO I KNOW.
I found some miniature some more hoof prints! That was exciting. -nods-
Where have you been? -tilts head-
Miniature hoof prints? Are they from those unicorn thingys? Well I’m sure that’s very exciting for you xenon my dear.
Where was I? I was out buying you this lovely Valentines gift. -hands over a large heart shaped box covered in smaller hearts- Sorry it’s a bit late love, timings not one of my strongest gifts.
Tell me, did your favourite captain miss anything interesting?
Favorite captain? What do you mean? I would have thought that Potter would have been my favorite captain, but alright. ELLO ANNABELLE. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE RAVENCLAW CAPTAIN.
Come on Arthur my boy, deep down we both know I'm your favourite captain. How are you anyway? Get any action on Valentines?
Tell me, did your favourite captain miss anything interesting?
Oh, Valentines.
Well good, I’m a lot more fun than any Ravenclaws. We’ll have to smuggle you into the common room, get a few drinks in us, and try our luck with the bottle. Here’s to hoping it points to the right people.
I'm sure you'll find a way to get my in Hookum, I wouldn't doubt your skills for a second. I'm sure I've got a bottle of firewhiskey in my trunk somewhere, lets say we empty it and then share the hope of it landing on the right person?
Oh, Valentines.
Exactly! I’m always glad to see a girl after my own heart.
Yes, I have a few plans, which will hopefully include you now. I mostly intend to charm a few drinks pink, drink loads, and maybe force some gryffindors into a game of spin the bottle. And you?
Pink drinks and a game of spin the bottle? Oh Hookum you're a girl after my own heart. My own plans? Not as interesting actually, I was going to see if any of my housemates wanted to do something, but you're much more appealing love.
Oh, Valentines.
Oi! Bloody hell Wood, you can’t just spring that on me. Although, I have to admit, that’s probably the best Valentine I’ve ever been given.
Now that I think about it, I didn’t get you a card either. Glitter is good, but tits are probably better. Forgive me?
You're more than forgiven Hookum, why would anyone want glitter when they can have tits, it's bloody mental.
Tell me then dearest, have you got any other valentines day plans, apart from flashing me of course.
Oh, Valentines.
Now that’s what I like about you. Remind me to drag you out of the library more often. Oi, harsh, Wood. And here I’d been expecting some mushy valentine from you, complete with glitter and all. I’ll try not to be too crushed, although I’m sure you could think of a few ways to make it up to me.
Glitter? Merlin Hookum, I thought you knew that I actively avoid the stuff at all costs. But hey I'm sure I can make it up to you some how. How about this?
Oh, Valentines.
Now that’s what I like to hear. I was starting to think that I’d have to drag you out of the library, just to force you into having a bit of fun. Plus, Valentine’s wouldn’t be worth much without getting smashed with you.
Hey you know me, I can't go without fun for too long without getting moody. It's a good job I ran into you Hookum, you always know how to set me right. But Merlin it's Valentines day and I haven't got you any of that heart covered rubbish, don't hate me too much?
Oh, Valentines.
A time to get drunk and snog as many people as you can see. Who’ll be joining me?
Oi Hookum, I'm up for getting drunk, I need to let loose! I've done enough studying to drive anyone insane
Three days!
Three days and then I will (finally) be of age. Brilliant!
Happy early birthday my good man!
Anybody miss their favourite captain?
Oh well that’s nice of you.
Yes and I’d actually have to do work. I’d much rather be hunting for something than blowing things up. Thank you. He is rather odd. I suspect that he’s got an infestation of a certain species of tubeworms in his stomach, which makes him so bloated. It makes sense, given that he works with potions so much.
Tubeworms hey? Anything i should be on the lookout for Xenon? I don't want to end up bloated like Slughorn, I don't know if i'll be able to ride my broom. But on the other hand, being bigger means a bigger block in front of the hoops, making it harder for the other team to score. Could be worthwhile.
Speaking of potions my dear xenon, was there any homework that I needed to do? Because I've done none.
Anybody miss their favourite captain?
Brilliant! You might begin to regret that when I start forcing you to follow me around all the time, but it’s too late now. I’m not going to let you go so easily.
Well you're not getting rid of me anyway Hookum, I enjoy your company. It sounds like we'll make one hell of a team.
