she's a goddamn problem;

Annie Oakley. They call me that because I've never missed. Take that as advice not to get in my way.

[fearlessveronica]

So my mum called. The bitch remembered she has a daughter.

[annabeloakley]

What'd she want?

[ember-grangerford-blog]

We’re amazing, aren’t we? Ugh, it was hilarious how many douchey guys tried to hit on me – they’re lucky I didn’t break them, even if some of them were cute.

[annabeloakley]

Aw, don't be too hard on them. It's not their fault that you're hot shit.

[harley--q]

Holy fuck.

[harley--q]

You underestimate me, darlin’.

But I still love ya’. Doofus. now help me pick out an outfit..

[annabeloakley]

Trust me when I say I'm not stupid enough to do that.

Alright, fine. Wear the shortest dress you have and you're all set. You can borrow my fishnets if you want, just don't rip them again.

[ember-grangerford-blog]

Oh, I know. I’m pretty proud of all the girls, we got this down quite quickly, too.

[annabeloakley]

Forreal, two weeks. We killed it. Pretty sure that was one of the fastest yet and we were dealing with a bunch of hormone-crazed high-schoolers. 

[ofhxney]

Like… Like how to do maths!

[annabeloakley]

What, you learn your multiplication tables and now you're a fucking genius?

[inalcancavel]

[fearlessveronica]

We should all hold hands around a campfire now that we're done.

[fearlessveronica]

I’m suprised you’re not willing to sell it for money like most of the girls here want to, but instead smoke it. Congrats.

[annabeloakley]

I don't wanna smoke all of it, there's no fucking way. I just figure that since it is ours, we deserve a little bit of it to celebrate, that's all. Trust me when I say the only reason I followed through with attending high school for two weeks was for the money.

[harley--q]

Holy fuck.

[harley--q]

Remind me again why I keep you around? You’re useless.

[annabeloakley]

'Cause if you tried to off me, I'd kick your ass.

[harley--q]

Holy fuck.

I have a date tonight. Someone.. help me?!

[annabeloakley]

Not exactly my area of expertise - haven't been on many dates, so hey, you're on your own. Good luck?

[fearlessveronica]

We should all hold hands around a campfire now that we're done.

[annabeloakley]

I was thinking another sort of celebration entirely. After all, we've got all this fucking weed.

[ofhxney]

It wasn’t that bad. I learned a lot of valuable things last week.

[annabeloakley]

Yeah? Like what?

[ember-grangerford-blog]

I really forgot about the beauty of rest while we were there, but it’s all over now, and I rarely plan on getting out of bed again.

[annabeloakley]

Same, now we can all get some much needed sleep. Good thing this was a success, though, I would've been more than a little pissed if all that effort was for nothing.

[butterflyknifebetty-blog-blog]

The very much needed hot water heater. And call me crazy, but I was the rarity that enjoyed this mission.

It wasn’t nearly as bad the first time around for me, and I spent most of my time skipping class and hanging with druggies anyway. That was quite a trip. 

[annabeloakley]

Yeah, ours fucking sucks. You enjoyed it? Please, do tell me, what did you like about waking up at 7 am to go to school?

I suppose, but still. Hanging out with a bunch of coked up fourteen-year-olds isn't really my idea of a good time. 

[annabeloakley]

Thank fuck. Now we can finally sleep in again. Forgot how much I hated school.

[butterflyknifebetty-blog-blog]

There was a shit ton of cannabis, I’ll give ‘em that.

[annabeloakley]

Damn straight. Now we can afford a better hot water heater. Pretty sure Piper can help us pawn the majority of it. 

[harley--q]

Shit, school?!

[harley--q]

Uh, I’ve never been to a fucking high school. Obviously. and no promises. I’ve got a temper.

[annabeloakley]

Doesn't matter, if you're gonna fuck stuff up, be discreet. 

[ember-grangerford-blog]

Bitches and Buildings?

[ember-grangerford-blog]

Hmm…I’m pretty sure that’s close to my science lab. Maybe a little ‘accidental’ science experience gone wrong could blow up just far enough.

[annabeloakley]

Sounds like a plan to me. I knew you were my favorite for a reason.