How to seduce the mbti types in 3 easy steps
invite them over to help you with whatever
be understanding if they refuse, try again some other time
tell them to watch you then do something super embarrassing
“The american school system is whack”
Sarcasm is the language of true love
take pictures around them with a vintage camera
serenade them with a ukelele
do something cooperative (ex. a videogame, escape the room)
let them assert dominance and micromanage you
“Really? Cause you’re my answer to my life, my universe, and my everything.”
don’t forget to get them a gift every mother’s day
suggest you make each other a daily schedule
make a to-do list and put only your name under it
congrats you just got a s/o and better time management
And whoops you’re both naked already dear lord
if you find one then fucking treasure their unicorn ass
always text back you ungrateful fuck
were you a nerd in high school? (ofc you are you’re reading about mbti)
did you get straight A’s? (if not, forge them)
invite them out to a fancy dinner and nonchalantly slide your report card across the table to them
??? Be a half good half bad half boy ???
sensually whisper into their ear the periodic table of elements song
accept the fact that they’ll wake you up at 3am to ask if you think frogs can ever love
take a deep breath and accept it
alright can I have your number