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Keni
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Andulka
izzy's playlists!
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KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@annalrk
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.
Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them
when the curse is lifted
When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.
problematic sudoku solving skills gap
You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.
I'M????????????
was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.
these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"
...who are you talking to?
Berdly meets Spamton and Tenna
Don’t give Berdly your CRT
i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre
Just some spreads from TH I like. :3
I'M LAPIS LAZULI, AND YOU CAN'T KEEP ME TRAPPED HERE ANYMORE!
redraw of a piece from 2019 :) old version below! warning -- it's BAD.
NOW we're talking
Another one to see it eat
firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.
hm some people in my inbox got really mad at this specifically. nothing you can say will convince me that some of the pain and suffering we go through is our “fate” no, it isn’t
