Captain Anna

I'm the Best.

[malibuklaus]

[moniquill]

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[carfuckerlynch]

[redacted-metallum]

I wanna pet a hyena so bad but that would not end well for anyone.

[devilswalkingstick]

u can trust me pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls pls

[redacted-metallum]

Woaw... kittydogy hi patting uour head :)

[devilswalkingstick]

GOT U ARHRHRHEHEHEGRHEHEHGRH

[redacted-metallum]

ARRRGGHHH MY BONES

[loufofbread]

kitten

[loufofbread]

man. what on earth.

[loufofbread]

ok i flipped it. sorry

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

[skeletalheartattack]

a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

[dasebeleren]

[gothcostco]

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

[littleguysdaily]

[strongermonster]

me and coworker: okay. we're getting rid of a ton of old records. they're sorted into price piles, you just need to write down the price and stick them to the record sleeve. if it doesn't have a sleeve, do not stick it to the vinyl bit, because the adhesive gunks up the grooves and affects how they play. okay?

new guy: yeah man!

us checking up on him 20 minutes later: 😨😂

him: i did not put stickers on them 🫡

[sassyminnesotan]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

[moveslikekeithrichards]

any shit resonates with you people

[weantuniverse]

[peekychu]

WOOLLY MICE GIF OFFICIAL REAL

[squirrelmop]

[smallerdelusions]

Had to do a double take when I first saw this; I thought the peel was a creature. May I gift you: pineapple dragon?

[bedupolker]

Amphibian migration season is coming this spring. Remember to drive slow!

[bedupolker]

It's about to happen*

*in the northeastern United States and parts of Canada

[hungwy]

marshmallow. bogmallow. swampmallow. fenmallow

[floraleevee]

OP I know you posted this as a silly, but:

Marsh mallow (Althaea officinalis)

Bog mallow (Sidalcea oregana ssp. spicata)

Swamp mallow (Hibiscus moscheutos)

I’ve never heard of a fen mallow, but sometimes saltmarsh mallows (Kosteletzkya virginica) are called the Virginia fen rose

And yes, marsh mallows are where marshmallows got their name :) marshmallows used to be made with the roots of marsh mallows

[segamascott]

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]