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ɉɉ • they/iel • queer • canada this blog is 99% queue. home of burt reynolds yurt rentals (18+)

[strongermonster]

i have never seen a post with you as the op that wasn't the stupidest shit i ever read

jack sparrow voice: but you have seen posts with me as the op

[martyfive]

the declined metamorphosis

[m-ushroomtale]

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[that-aster]

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[owls-n-elderberries]

Bank Vole (Clethrionomys glareolus) by phil winter on Flickr.

[milk5]

Each berry is very large to her….

[radiation]

[laufaye]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. biotic charge + melee attack combo

[aisterion]

an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

[undead-tboy-swag]

if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

[orcboxer]

a podcast...

[vinceaddams]

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[youdontknowhowtodiequietly]

RIP King

[dirtylittleronin]

Behold: a cat (probably).

[transparentcatpngs]

[aalduin]

Skyrim Scenery 32/∞

[thecollectibles]

Sanctuary by Ryan Gitter

[circus0shifter]

[nablastria]

「Ritual」

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[sailorsenshisweetheart]