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ɉɉ • they/iel • queer • canada this blog is 99% queue. home of burt reynolds yurt rentals (18+)

[strongermonster]

i have never seen a post with you as the op that wasn't the stupidest shit i ever read

jack sparrow voice: but you have seen posts with me as the op

[eloquentedition]

Mario Tsai in Valcucine Milano. By Mario Tsai Studio.

https://www.instagram.com/mariotsai_studio/

[dramakoala]

[monkiinart]

The jokers have bewitched me mind and soul and i can only hear the shuffling of cards

[petitworld]

Courtmacsherry, West Cork, Ireland by Keith Kingston

[expressions-of-nature]

by Donna McL

[seabeck]

Drip drop

[color-palettes]

A Totally Normal Zombie - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#5b556f #ca92ad #e1c3bb #edebcf #bb9b60 #7d761b

[strongermonster]

a bunch of us stopped at the bar after work and there was a guy who was already absolutely shitfaced at 4pm and he came up to our table where we were eating fries to tell us that he "loved watching us eat with our pretty little mouths" and then lifted the bottom of his shirt to sneeze into it which left a ton of visible snot/boogers, then stumbled away. so that's. the state of things i guess. ?

[strongermonster]

my coworker is esl, and while his english is incredibly good, he still fumbles with slang, turns of phrases, idioms, etc. like today when we went to drop of a ton of books, puzzles, and board-games/cards to the old folks home, and when we got back everyone asked how it went, and he very happily announced "they ate them!" forgetting the 'up' at the end.

[pngworld]

[kescalis]

I sketched out some centaur designs based on the 1910s a while back. I admit the research was pretty surface level, but it was still great fun.

[lara-jenn]

[kateroning]

The devil takes off prada or something idk

[laubritterblurface]

"Oh nooo I'm stuck, please someone give me real hard thrust please…"

[dekariosclan]

[great-and-small]

Obviously everyone should be an organ donor because your final act of compassion on this planet can leave an indelible mark on thousands of people by the act of saving a single life, but also there is the reasonable possibility that your eyes will continue to see lizards after your death and why tf would you not opt in to that?

[yesterdaysprint]

The Topeka Daily Capital, Kansas, August 2, 1905