ʅʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ MON✩

ɉɉ • they/iel • queer • canada this blog is 99% queue. home of burt reynolds yurt rentals (18+)

[strongermonster]

i have never seen a post with you as the op that wasn't the stupidest shit i ever read

jack sparrow voice: but you have seen posts with me as the op

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[owls-n-elderberries]

Bank Vole (Clethrionomys glareolus) by phil winter on Flickr.

[milk5]

Each berry is very large to her….

[radiation]

[laufaye]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. biotic charge + melee attack combo

[aisterion]

an absolute travesty this Simpsons clip isn't on YouTube in full by itself because I would fight for the honor of it being one of the best jokes in the entire show

[undead-tboy-swag]

if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

[orcboxer]

a podcast...

[vinceaddams]

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[youdontknowhowtodiequietly]

RIP King

[dirtylittleronin]

Behold: a cat (probably).

[transparentcatpngs]

[aalduin]

Skyrim Scenery 32/∞

[thecollectibles]

Sanctuary by Ryan Gitter

[circus0shifter]

[nablastria]

「Ritual」

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[sailorsenshisweetheart]

[maggotmuncher0]

🍡🍡🍡

[strongermonster]

my workplace is half old canadians and half immigrants, and i love the exchange of slang in general, but one of my favourites is watching newcomers react to 'fucking the dog/dogfucker' bc it's funny every time.

[strongermonster]

worked with an aussie for a bit who taught us about 'not here to fuck spiders' so for a while we mocked our one annoying micromanager boss any time she'd come around and tell us to stop talking or whatever by muttering about "no dogs, no spiders, yes boss, sure boss" or whatever.