i love you little prune
Momma?
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@annaoakley
i love you little prune
Momma?
@Oakleytree: @IsaacHarteThrob is grinding his teeth in his sleep and I'm CRINGING.
@Oakleytree: Headache... light... hurts... I hate school.
@IsaacHarteThrob: @Oakleytree WE'RE LOSING DRAMATICALLY. THAT'S WHAT.
@IsaacHarteThrob: @Oakleytree I'm not. You're funny.
@Oakleytree: @IsaacHarteThrob It's because I fell asleep, isn't it?
@Oakleytree: @IsaacHarteThrob I love you, you're nice.
@IsaacHarteThrob: @Oakleytree I'M SORRY. THIS IS INTENSE, OKAY.
@IsaacHarteThrob: @Oakleytree no no it was good......
@Oakleytree: @IsaacHarteThrob I don't even know what's going on.
@Oakleytree: @IsaacHarteThrob don't lie to me.
@Oakleytree: Isaac just spilled his milk on me and he isn't even drunk. #happycincodemooyo
@Oakleytree: get it, 'cause milk and moo and mayo
@Oakleytree: this is embarrassing, never mind.
Can’t I just, like, be an avid rock collector with a garden or something?
If that's what your heart wants to do, who am I to crush your dreams, dude. Go for it. Dream big.
I didn’t know studying for exams would make me question how badly I want to be an ecologist. Being an escort wouldn’t be a bad gig, right?
Do it. And focus on plants. Plants rock, man.
Oh no, that’s definitely still happening.
How dare you. I don't want to catch your weird mouth-peeling thing. Don't make this difficult for me.
I uh just wanted to know…
I've been peachy-keen, thanks for asking. What about you? Fall in love with anyone else? Go after their sister, perhaps?
It really hasn’t? Is this serious? Oh my god. Am I going to die? I don’t know what it looks like. Maybe it’s really gross….but look, I need to know now.
Nope, never. Which is why I insist on you getting to a doctor as soon as possible. You know, it's probably because of all that smooth peanut butter you've eaten in life. It's wrecked the inside of your mouth. Everything looks okay, for now... but now I'm going to be cautious. I don't think I'll ever be able to kiss you again. What a bummer.
What’s up…?
...Are you serious, is this for real? Are you really asking me what's up, in the most nonchalant sort of way..?
Uh.. Wait…
..What?
You can’t tell me that’s never happened to you. Like when you eat something way too hot, and it presses against the roof of your mouth and makes it all peely.
It's actually never happened to me, you freak. Maybe you should see a doctor, that's so not normal. Here, open your mouth. Let me look at this. Wait, is it going to make me throw up? Do I not want to see it?
Uh excuse me… Oh I… No it’s fine…
...
I should go. Bye.
The worst is when you can feel your skin peeling in your mouth. I don’t know why I can’t seem to wait like…two more minutes to let pizza cool down.
...I don't know what kinds of things you're eating to make your skin peel in your mouth, man, but you should probably get that checked out..