Sassy and Unnecessary Book Reviews

I have a deep love for romance novels. I like to read (and often reread) them and I usually have a hard time containing my reactions.

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Then she came apart. In a glorious, rippling cascade, release took her, caught her, wracked her, rocked her, shook her. [She] has never felt anything so sensually profound. So primitive. As if her senses had shattered, disintegrated under the onslaught of sensation he’d wrought. But even then he wasn’t finished with her.

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The voice fitted the setting, the clipped, aristocratic accents appropriate to the beauty, the elegance, the wanton luxury pervading the enclosed courtyard of the discreet bungalow tucked away on the fringe of the fashionable district of Bombay.

This is the one part that I missed. The only time there is ever a hint of the twist.

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I take it Wolverstone’s a firm believer in sharing information only with those who need to know?

..... ironic. Because we’re still in the fucking prologue of book one out of four and you all spend the next rest of this book and the other three absolutely failing at not telling everyone what the fuck you’re really doing 🙄😂😂

Yes. I’m rereading this series again. It’s one of my favorites and I am actually not lying when I say I 100% read it for the plot.

Ok maybe only 75% for the plot but STILL. 😂

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I need to learn....whether what’s between us is powerful enough, potent enough, intriguing and mesmerizing enough to hold me. To keep my attention not just because it’s new and not something I’ve experienced before, but because it, and even more what feeds it, is something I crave and will keep craving... I suppose until death do is part.

🖤🖤🖤🖤

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He wants me-at least he didn’t deny that. Not that he could. Not with his erection acting as an excellent barometer of his lustful thoughts.

I do love an excellent barometer.

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Her body quivered on the cusp of revelation.

I like the picture this paints.

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“That was the promise implicit in the hard body pinning hers, in the heavy rigid rod of his erection pressing against her hip.”

And so it begins.

The heavy rigid rod of his erection.

Who even SAYS that?????

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He wanted her in his bed-not just as a woman, but specifically her. Wanted her, her unusual, quirky, original self, beneath him.

Is everyone else reading this with that “I’m coming to you as a woman” meme going through their head? No? Just me?

Glad you want her not just as a w o m a n. So brave. So bold.

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Lol she almost got stabbed basically got being in the wrong place at the wrong time and she like “oh good thing I said yes to splitting an Uber with him cause what if he got hurt and I wasn’t there to save him?”

M’am. You’re lucky he got to you in time to not become a shish kabob but sure, you got this.

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Soooo you already told her 1) who the bad guy is 2) your plan to take down said bad guy 3) that you’re not carrying the original proof but rather a decoy BUT YOU THINK THE FACT THAT YOU ARE CARRYING IT ON YOUR PERSON IS WHAT YOU SHOULDN’T SHARE???

Idiot.

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Wait I over reacted. I just reread it and realized that nope, he spilled this secret to.

Why don’t you just give her your ducking social security number and your PIN number.

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@assbutt-to-uss-enterprise super late response but like I FUCKING LOVE THE CYNSTER FAMILY

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Soooo you already told her 1) who the bad guy is 2) your plan to take down said bad guy 3) that you’re not carrying the original proof but rather a decoy BUT YOU THINK THE FACT THAT YOU ARE CARRYING IT ON YOUR PERSON IS WHAT YOU SHOULDN’T SHARE??? Idiot.

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Soooo we’re about 10 pages into chapter one and Hamilton is already telling her about their super secret spy plan? WHAT IF SHE WAS EVIL??? Honestly, man.

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He hadn’t, however, fought before with a demented female armed with a parasol beside him.

The Untamed Bride by Stephanie Laurens

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So like, do we think he’s going to notice or point out that he didn’t devirginize her? Cause he definitely has the mindset to think that despite the fact that she’s outspoken, shes probably still a sweet innocent woman.

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Ugh these men are like “I don’t want some whiny, emotional woman” but then they have sex and she spends the entire next day acting like nothing happened and now he’s got his panties in a twist and keeps touching her in public so she’ll blush and his what, manliness!??, can be confirmed that he fucked her so good she’ll take his ass to Red Lobster.

I just. What do you want????

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So now I’m rereading the first 3 books to see if it’s ever revealed that Alex is a woman, not a man, and I realize that they only ever use the name “Alex” and never a pronoun attached.

This plot twist really fucked up my life 😂