[thewowsignal2026]

this has to be one of b99’s best opens

[brklyn-9-9]

generally one of televisions best openings

[ohiwasonlyfallinginlove-deactiv]

please watch brooklyn nine nine 

[jasonmantzoukas]

when b99 does The Thing

[necrophilofthefuture]

my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.

[thetattedstoner]

Trying to travel to different cities with my boo thang and having people ask me “where the fuck yall at now”

[babyangel-jpg]

Guys really be out here thinking I won’t smash a wine bottle over their head

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I recommend a beer bottle or a glass tumbler. Wine bottles are very hard to shatter, and you’re more likely to split a man’s skull open and cause permanent “attempted murder”-type brain damage, and you want to teach them a lesson not, like, become a convicted felon.

[gaysexhaver666]

Nice, Thanks for the tip! I’m not a pussy and i can bury a body, but this could help someone else!

[purpleferdinand]

🌙

[queenofsabah]

IM SO HERE FOR THIS

[hello-witch-hazel]

@purpleferdinand Hi! Sorry I just love your cosplay so much I had to do fanart! <3

[purpleferdinand]

💕😘😍 this is fantastic wow!!!!!!!!!

[cosmic-noir]

I wanna cry this is squad goals

[miso-awkward]

@fiftyshadesofslay @annathebamf omg if you two did this with me T.T

[annathebamf]

Yes!!! @miso-awkward @fiftyshadesofslay

[tessie-the-bee]

July 31st

[loveyoubyebyebye-deactivated201]

[level5goblin]

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[onion-souls]

That’s a Waterhouse

[suzie-guru]

I mean, we all know that Florence is some kind of Faerie - is any stretch of the imagination that Waterhouse was inspired by her likeness?  

[the-memedaddy]

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[yellowandgray]

When you’re watching queer eye but then they roast the client for doing something you do 

[kreuzader]

[4444555666777888999]

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

[helloitsbees]

Then Perish

[berry-bat]

“It’s their job to do that. You don’t have to say thank you”

[fifty-shadesofgay]

can we please have more aggressively polite memes in the world???

[memewhore]