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[dozydawn]

cat’s eye emerald

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

advil (ibuprofen) 200mg liquid capsule

[redeyeyuna]

Evening Bat echolocating 🌖💚

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[important-cat-pics]

[femanthropy]

just watched an episode on a serial rapist where a 18 year old girl was told by a policeman he’d put her in jail himself if she was lying, so she quickly changed her story & was fined $500. Years later a serial rapists computer was found where he documented all of these eapes & a photograph of her in the circumstance of her story was right there. “False reports” well I wonder how many “false reports” are true. & men are more likely to be raped than falsely accused also.

[tomboydweeb]

I've been saying. "False reports" are true reports that were recanted due to threats.

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[mariacallous]

[hiramslodge]

does your car have a name ?

yes (please tell me what it is)

no (why not?)

Voting ended onFeb 23

if you don’t have a car your alternate form of transport can count too !! please tell me your bike’s name

[effemar]

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip

[aceoflights]

anyone ever asks me what my favourite leverage moment is, it's this

[wordproblemapoligist]

tom nook is NOT a landlord!!! he is a construction worker! he SELLS you a WHOLE HOUSE! He is not CHARGING YOU however many bells a month to live there! You PURCHASE a HOME that he BUILDS FOR YOU and then you PAY HIM FOR HIS SERVICE. He charges no interest he sets no time limit it is a relationship built on trust. the only penalty you get for not paying off your home is that he won't build more home until you pay him for the first one. A guy that builds you a house wherever you want him to and then charges you for the cost of construction is not a landlord you own the fucking home

[ostolero]

there's a particular romantic quality to this product image for these nitrile gloves holding a thorny rose

[cumvvelt]

"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

[thedupshadove]

"I know a guy" = "I have a useful contact."

"I know a man" = "I am about to tell you a story."

[turtletotem]

“He’s a great guy” = he is pleasant and fun and well-intentioned

“He’s a great man” = he has saved countless lives and changed the world irrevocably

[secretsliesfantasies]

"This guy has the answers" = will significantly improve your sales this quarter.

"This man has the answers" = He has been to the epicenter of this evil and is our only hope at survival.

[pankendev]

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

[catsruleokay]

can we stop trying to rehabilitate masculinity....it's just ridiculous to me. masculinity as a concept exists to divide men and women into different social classes - the oppressor and the oppressed. why would you want to claim any piece of that. you can wear pants and fix cars etc. but this is not masculinity. it would be like if you tried to claim 'positive whiteness' by acting neighbourly or scholarly or w/e...you're still attributing human traits to an oppressor group, and conversely denying them in the oppressed, and in the process you reaffirm the deeply offensive ideas underpinning these concepts (men are x, women are y). anyway in the vast majority of cases 'positive'/'non-toxic' masculinity = benevolent sexism. look that up and familiarise yourselves

[millenniallust4death]

Here is the energy to do one (1) hard task you've been avoiding.

[teomodo]

my moms reaction to my bat incident tonight