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darklyhandsome

Put that man in lingerie, it'll fix everything.

sixtynineinchnails

okay listen. i could have fixed her

hexonxxon

watch it. watch my video.

sandubadetomate

My kind of woman.

(a quick and not well edited at all video made in honor of @wishchip106 tags in my post yesterday lol)

fallout-lou-begas

so in the 2003 Aquaman series they introduce a new backstory for archvillain Black Manta in which the entire reason for his (hyper)fixation on destroying Aquaman's life was severely maltreated autism, which Aquaman then cures him of with his magic water hand to completely redeem him. and this is obviously insanely stupid and ill-conceived and genuinely hateful, but given all of that, this is still one of the funniest speech balloons i've ever read in a comic. me @ myself when i remember how i acted in high school or whatever

hello-eeveev

a crude summary of one of my favorite musicals

acewithagun

Food for brain: au where it’s just irl, it’s just you and your friend group (+your FBI agent watching you,name him as you please mines Tyson🥰) and the government is investigating you you believing you have something to do with the disappearances of their agents around the area, turns out you and your friends general chaos is now ripping holes in the fabric of reality and allowing characters from EVERYTHING you’ve ever seen to come into our world, your choice where it goes from here

nosleeppotions

I acknowledge canon exists. I choose to cherry pick.

Some of us like making our own little AUs and live in them.

And that's completely fine.

Because sometimes a big chunk of canon should burn in a fire. What parts is up to personal preference.

You don't HAVE to like each other's AUs either, but you also don't need to break each other down.

Enjoy your AU, be you. If someone else also wants to live in your AU? Glorious!

nevertoearly

wish there was an au where Odysseus gets trapped / killed by poseidon and gets sent to the underworld and penelope has to go rescue her husband from Hades, going through all the enemies/friends/crew of Ody, and she carries his bow because she is the only other person that knows how to use it

betterbooktitles

whencartoonsruletheworld

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause