life's not out to get you

sometimes things will bend you but trust me you'll be fine annelise | 24 | CO

[mesopelagic]

cat: myeow

everyone in the room with the same tone and inflection: myeow

[theboywhoreadsbooks]

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

[puppetwithapistol-deactivated20]

I say no worries a lot for someone who worries 101% of the time

[guy]

i should shower soon *lies down for 5 hours*

[dustoid-deactivated20181014]

in the makeup aisle

Rational brain: Not only do I not wear nail polish, but even when I did, I only ever wore black and just hoarded the other 20 colors I owned without using them. It’s a complete waste of money to buy any

Crow brain: Buy pretty shiny, bring home put in nest

[mothurs]

we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive 

[rarnon]

for me its myself

[electric-daisy-forest]

Tattoos and less anxiety, that’s all I want

[gaysun-deactivated20230205]

Winnie the Pooh is a fat icon tbh

[gaysun-deactivated20230205]

reminder that Winnie the Pooh wore a crop top and ate his fave food and loved himself and u can too

[putoencelo]

[babyanimalgifs]

I would die for this goat

[myblissfulsuicide]

I’m constantly torn between wanting to recover and wanting to be self-destructive in any way possible.

[beben-eleben]

I have 3 moods:

skips every song in my playlist

lets the music play without interruption

plays the same song on repeat for days

[bob-belcher]

[tamamita]

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

[pokemaster7]

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

[tamamita]

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

[shakugan-archive]

[spookyceeblathers]

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

[spookyceeblathers]

now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”

[spookyceeblathers]

 I M  L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD  HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS” 

[spookyceeblathers]

this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up

[mothurs]

we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive 

[rarnon]

for me its myself