Goodnight and Goodbye

I'm Anastasia but my friends call me Annie because it leaves more time to for me to dodge rogue frisbees. I write and direct movies that get rejected from film festivals and I'm an amateur improv comedian. I try to make people laugh and succeed 25% of the time. I'M FUNNIER ON TWITTER: @AnnieDayeNow AAAAAAAAAND MY VINE EXISTS: Anastasia Lowe

[memescomedy]

[starlightandtears]

Please look at the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelor and laugh with me.

[charlesoberonn]

Show us your cloning lab, The Bachelor.

[hileavemealoneplease-deactivate]

[sanctuaryofcinema]

Whose Line is it Anyway - Season 13 - Episode 6

[hypnotic-flow]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flyingbatteries]

i’m losing my mind 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memesandlaughs]

[kih7un-deactivated20220121]

[rackhamrogue]

[gahdamnpunk]

this is gut wrenching..

[localstarboy]

Lmao

[iraffiruse]

[10knotes]

How markers are tested

No wonder they barely work when you buy them.

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

[bewareofgeeksbearinggifts]

[ruinedchildhood]

Who wore it better?

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[tishue-deactivated20221106]

tv chef lady like “i love spice (:” -adds one tiny jalapeño with all seeds removed to stir fry-

[4lung]

TV chef lady like “I love spice (:” - Takes A massive Bong hit of K2 and drives her car into a roller rink

[pocmemes]

[victorious]

[bleubluemiss]

But did yall see the other ingredients. Oranges? Organic Pear juice?!? Bruh

[almightyzeeee]

This is at a Whole Foods