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@asktheyigamaster
Hmmmmm, all the footmen are out on missions
Sooga is still dead
And nothing but sand for miles and miles of landscape!
Hylians! Entertain me with your impudent inquiries! This is your only, unique chance to gain some bits from the infinite wisdom
Of Master Kohga!
"WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME" @master-kohga-top-banana
AHAHHAHAHAHA!
Well this would happen when you steal the identity of someone who's alive and kicking, don't you think? Impostor.
There is a good reason why we the Yiga are assasins first and shapeshifters second!
Your disguise is admirable, however, both in terms of execution and, of course, the brilliant subject. You can stay.
Are Hylians allowed to join the Yiga, sir?
I know the Yiga is mostly Sheikah descendants, but can Hylians join too?
OF COURSE! Yiga is an ideology first and foremost!
Anyone who believes in Ancient Sheikah supremacy and hates the establishment Hylian royalty is welcome to join the cause!
Just uh, try not making too many friends here ok? Your people's shorter lifespans get really sad really fast.
OOOOO a box of snacks! How very much convenient!!
Exactly what I, illustrious Master Kohga, need after a power nap.
(Dw about the date)
*draws a mustache on you*
OI , what in the depths?
Can't a Yiga take a quick nap in peace? Pranks are MY TURF!!!
(Respectable depth on the drawing though)
*leans over you and taps your mask* hey dude...you dead?
Wait...if you're dead then...*reaches for your mask to pull it off*
HEY-HEY-HEY!
Back off, slooooooooooooooowly
The mask is pretty secure on my face, thank you for your concern.
🔪🔪🔪Happy ides of March!!
And a marry killing dictators! 🔪👁🔪
If you did manage to take control of Hyrule from the Royal Family, what would you do?
Set up some failsafes to make sure royals stay gone. Then sit back, relax, and watch the sun set on the grateful world. Maybe have a party about it.
A correct response to a job well done is a goddess damned weekend!
Ummm.. I think I left my hat in your bathroom while I was snooping- i mean splorin... can I pretty please have it back?
Nope!
Down the drain it goes.
I would check your bananas for Prussic acid. Oh, and Botulinum toxins. And Tetrodotoxin. Just a suggestion for the next few months.
~M.
Why? The people the Yiga department of health has been run perfectly competently for ages.
And I would sooner believe yiga member Viridi is a filthy traitor then suspect The Banana of stabbing me in the back.
Uhm
So the Yiga broke in again. Someone please send help.
Fear Not
Your Savior Is Already Here!
Just a teensy wee solid and your Yiga problem is as good as gone.
Simply tell me, in excruciating detail, exactly how and why have been the Champions been transforming into all matter of stuff lately, and they'll disappear like the wind.
Tik-tok, young man, the assasin with a blade at your throat gets bored super fastly
I'll be honest, I haven't any clue how the Champions keep transforming like that. I thought that was your guys thing.
Bah, such "genius" you are!
Sad really.
You better hurry up and coughs up a research paper on the phenomena right now, because the threat to your life is going to stay there until you give me my answers!
Uhm
So the Yiga broke in again. Someone please send help.
Fear Not
Your Savior Is Already Here!
Just a teensy wee solid and your Yiga problem is as good as gone.
Simply tell me, in excruciating detail, exactly how and why have been the Champions been transforming into all matter of stuff lately, and they'll disappear like the wind.
Tik-tok, young man, the assasin with a blade at your throat gets bored super fastly
💋*giggles and runs away extremely fast*
The romantic harassment is really getting out of hand
COME BACK AND SHOWER ME WITH COMPLEMENTS LIKE A NORMAL PERVERT!!
Okay, hear me out: if you want to get rid of the Yiga Clan, why not just take the main laser on Medoh and reduce Karusa Valley to ash?
Karusa Valley is technically crossing the borders into the Gerudo's Domain, and we have very strict and particular rules about destruction of landmass outside of our own Domains. Wars have broken out over nonsense like this in the past, we can never be too careful.
Furthermore, Medoh is currently unable to use her main laser. She was worn after the Calamity and exhausted her power supplies, so she will need significant time to recharge before she is able to utilise her ultimate power source again safely.
yeah that and we’d rather you not
Gotta love how that is the reason, not that the asker is suggesting you REDUCE A WHILE VALLEY TO ASH
if there was a musical about everything that happened 100 years ago how would you feel
That very much depends, doesn't it?
Is it good? Does the Yiga villain song slap? It better
Calamity Ganon better be done justice by the practical effects. It has to get some kind of reward for the longest, most complicated dancing lion put to stage.
And if they can't cast everyone on species I hope they lean into it instead. Imagine! There is a goron playing the Rito Champion, and everyone laughs, because that's objectively hilarious! But then he absolutely kills it? Now that's theater.
You've got a degree in ancient Sheikah engineering, don't you? I'm curious, what powers the Divine Beasts? Must be something powerful if they can be dug up after 10,000 years and not need refueling...
The Divine Beasts are fuelled by a complicated knot of intertwined Ancient Sheikah tech! I couldn't possibly explain it to a layperson
that's not really true
WELL IT IS but more in a practical sense of categorically and straightforwardly...
I DONT REALLY KNOW OK
I didn't make the damn things! And the blueprints were very secret even then, as well as the first thing to go after then Princess decided she was done with the idea.
There are Environmental engines on The Beasts! I saw Vah Medoh generates some energy from wind turbines, I imagine Vah Ruta has some thermal ones and Vah Rudania might have some lightning catchers.
But that is definitely supplemental, for efficiency and energy recycling. I can't imagine something like that fueling SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
Main fuel is probably the same blue juice Ancient Sheikah were putting into everything back then - processed Light. And yes, pay attention, it's Light with a capitalized L. That stuff reacts to people, not things. So if properly sealed it could last until the the end of time. And no wonder it didn't get spent after 10 000 underground. Not like the Beasts were moving a lot down there.
But that's fuel! I wouldn't say it "powers" the Divine Beasts.
Fuel is just a part of the mechanism. No more no less then all the movy-pushy piston thingies. Can you really say something ""powers"" a machine if it can be full to the brim with the stuff and still immobile?
Nah, what "powers" the Divine Beasts for real are the pilots
Unlike Guardians, which have a simpleton free will of their own, The Big Guns wouldn't move an itty bitty inch without them.
Without pilots and empathic cores I mean. The craziest part of the whole Divine Beast project.
At once ludicrous and elegant solution to the problem of "We want Sages to operate these giant complex machines, but we can't have them trained as machinists for 3 decades."
The ancient Sheikah just made it so the machines in qestion could agree with the pilots! Easy! Simple as creating an artificial intelligent personality that instinctually feels its enormous mechanical body, but lacks a will to move it. As well as a telephatic link between it and a person, so all a Sage really needs to operate a Divine Beast is to "hit it off"™ with their ride and for the two of them to agree on what the Beast should be doing at the moment.
Pish-posh, easy-peasy, banana-squeezy. Developed and built the whole thing on a weekend afternoon, no sweat, no issue.
Totally didn't take a life time of effort and dedication form the greatest Sheikah minds of the time, maybe of all time, to complete. Perfect thing to use once and burry out of sight, out of mind.
Do you really need friends who make you afraid of having relationships outside of them?
The Yiga didn't even do nothing to that Lynel.
Like, for real
