LA

[24ozsteak]

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

[sadden]

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

[excitementshewrote]

[chelseawoosh]

[ryebreadgf]

joey yu / kevin leiva / maria ines gul / fred zeller

[punacceptable]

*grabs my own ass* nice

[mizoguchi]

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

[c0mputerv1rus]

this reads like a john mulaney bit

[iasipscreenshots]

[syntacked]

via weheartit

[1sungyeol]

this blog does not support the production or consumption of coleslaw

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me: *walkin around in a haunted mansion with a piece of lettuce in my hair*

portrait of a woman hanging on the wall: *follows me with her eyes*

me: I have a girlfriend

portrait: ok lettuce head

[screenshotsofdespair]

[charitywaterproject-blog-blog]

[caribbean-sea]

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

[scvmbody-deactivated20140916]

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

[crayola-cuntasaurus-rex]

And a cunt

[newrider]

[coral]