i am the mack daddy of heimlich county

this is just toilet sounds

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[sjweminem]

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

should i do the ol posting and such here again or Hwhat

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[wanderingseller]

don’t worry. most of people who buys or use bitcoin doesn’t truly understand it. to really understant why it works as it works, you need to study a bit cryptology, so that way you can get what is digital signature and cryptographic hash function and how they work

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

[kingofthehilltoday]

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

would it be funnier to just roll with it and pretend i did mean to reblog those fucking posts to this blog specifically

[charlesoberonn]

The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

[lil-peebo]

all of the EGL King of the Hill images I've collected so far

[sjwromanroy]

@sjweminem

[sjweminem]

you may ask yourselves. why have i kept that fall out boy fidget spinner long after it served its original purpose (to give pete wentz my money) well it is so i can watch king of the hill & play all the audio through it

[charlesoberonn]

The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.

[charlesoberonn]

[corncobtv]

just searched ‘bobby hill tboy swag’ and tumblr said 0 results. praying this is a tumblr glitch but i feel absolutely sick to my stomach if nobody out here had commented on bobby hills stunning amount of tboy swag and charisma before

[corncobtv]

now w examples

[sonority-one]

Peggy. I could not help but overhear via the listening devices I installed in your home that Hank is now streaming on Twitch.

[sonority-one]

Dale, for once your lack of regard for our boundaries has saved me some effort. He insists his grill streams will promote propane awareness but he has gone too far.

[sonority-one]

Oh, I don't know Peggy, he seems to really be having fun with it! Plus the cat ear headphones are kinda cute.

[sonority-one]

The what.

[sonority-one]

Bahaha Hank out here shillin propane like a gotdang egirl talk about them propane emoji hotdog water somethin else man I tell ya hwhat. can't gotdang hear him over streamlabs noise goin pew pew pew talkin bout donatin bits n shit man, pogchamps in the chat and dogs on the grill, real piece of work man.

[sonority-one]

Hank, you have got to stop this! Think of your family!

[sonority-one]

Peggy, I can't end the stream now, I'm getting "Pogs in the chat." That means people think propane is cool!

[sonority-one]

I got this, Peggy.

[sonority-one]

Hank, have you heard of something called "Rule 34?"

[sonority-one]

[sonority-one]

BWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[sjwromanroy]

@sjweminem​

[sjweminem]

i'm sure i've made almost exactly this post before BUT i'm opening commissions!!!!

i'm broke and very disabled so i could use some income! i can do anything from doodles to ultra-realistic portraiture, characters or real people, fursonas and fantasy, pretty much anything (including ns*fw) all for low prices (backgrounds are extra).

here are some more examples of my work in different styles:

inbox me if interested! i don't have a tablet atm but hope to in june; for now all my work is traditional pencil and/or ink, b&w or colored with copics. i'm opening up an etsy shop and will make a new post for it in a day or so (when i figure out how to use etsy) but basically if you're into rare antiques and oddities lmk, you'll probably like it!

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

Thank you

jesse pinkman voice that's right bitch

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

(English is not my first laguage so sorry I don't mean this rudely) how come you decided to face reveal after so many years?

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

>"man what kind of person accidentally reblogs niche emo band posts to their king of the hill blog"

>you post a selfie

>"oh that makes sense"

(the whole vibe looks great btw 🖤)

HA YEAH the answer to that first question is "30 year olds who never made it out of 2005 and have looked exactly like this since age 12". and thank you very much btw however are you calling mcr and fall out boy niche bands 😭

[sjweminem]

in the tattoo studio now >:)

[sjweminem]

yes i deliberately chose my bad shoulder that's the POINT!

the blood is not part of the tattoo, sadly..

[sjweminem]

just noticed how this slays extra hard cuz of my eye makeup matching the tattoo color scheme..

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

sorry i never reblog my shit right it's just that i'm old

[outofcontextkingofthehill]

when you see me post about pete wentz or law & order SVU just say thank you and move along